Wednesday, April 30, 2008

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: MONEY

You really can see the class of the store you're shopping at by the way the cashier gives you back your change. The poor gives you the paper money and then the coins on top. The rich always do the opposite.

“MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF" -ANDY WARHOL

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Mariah Carey engaged to Nick Cannon

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WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Sex is interesting, but it's not totally important. I mean it's not even as important (physically) as excretion. A man can go seventy years without a piece of ass, but he can die in a week without a bowel movement.“

-Charles Bukowski

“GEE THAT'S GREAT"

Artwork by Sylvie Fleury

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“Web 2.0 signaled a "V-day" shift of control from company to customer, where increasingly powerful virtual environments and social networking communities proliferate. While traditional wisdom has focused on customer identification for one-to-one targeted marketing campaigns, cross-selling and so on, the reality of Generation V (Generation Virtual) members using multiple personae (e.g., Amazon reviewer, eBay seller, Second Life avatar "World of Warcraft" blood elf, digger, blogger, YouTuber), and the sheer power of their growing influence, means that customers will have a host of online personae driving your business relationship.Discovering customers' true identities becomes irrelevant."

-Forbes
April 30 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE CELL PHONES WILL ALLOW YOU TO SEND A VARIETY OF ODORS TO PEOPLE YOU LOVE OR HATE

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“I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE BUGGED ALL THE TIME...BUGGED AND PHOTOGRAPHED" -ANDY WARHOL

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: TIME

Talking about killing time while time is killing you...

Tuesday, April 29, 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE WOMEN WILL HAVE THEIR VAGINAL LIPS BOTOXED TO FOLLOW THE TREND OF THE MOMENT

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POP ART 2008 VERSION

DEFINITION OF A CELEBRITY

While universal fame might seem to be an unachievable goal, it is important to distinguish between an individual's being recognized for a specific accomplishment and mere celebrity. With regard to the latter, Daniel J. Boorstin noted that "a celebrity is a person known for his well-knownness." Clearly, universal fame requires only meeting the Boorstin standard of well-knownness. The current exemplar of such celebrity is Paris Hilton. (To be fair, Ms. Hilton is young and could well achieve something of note in years to come.)

-Blogcritics.org

DATING AND FUCKING IN THE 21st CENTURY

“When you're interested in somebody and you think they might be interested in you, you should point out all your beauty problems and defects right away rather than take a chance they won't notice them. Maybe, say, you have a permanent beauty problem you can't change such as too-short legs. Just say it.“ My legs as you've probably noticed are much to short in proportion to the rest of my body". Why give the other person the satisfaction of discoverig it for themselves?".

-The Philosophy of Andy warhol

MODELING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“The good news about "Hard Candy" is that "4 Minutes" is one of only two or three misfires on a fascinatingly mainstream big pop album. It's the sort of widely appealing album that Madonna hasn't really made since the 1980s, and it's one of her most immediately pleasing in years upon first listen. Void of quasi-political message songs or vaguely confessional lyrics — which hung like millstones around "American Life" and portions of "Confessions on a Dance Floor" — "Hard Candy" is the dance-and-feel-good-about-who-you-are Madonna of "Get Into the Groove."

-New York Sun
April 29 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE AN AMERICAN POLL WILL ASK: SHOULD MILEY CYRUS POSE NUDE FOR PLAYBOY & HUGH HEFNER?

“I LOVE LOS ANGELES. I LOVE HOLLYWOOD. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. EVERYBODY'S PLASTIC" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE TV NETWORKS WILL CREATE HARD CORE PORN PROGRAMS CENTERED ON SPONSORS

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Monday, April 28, 2008

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: TV SHOWS

Why do they change the ideal TV demographic range from 18-35 to 18-49 and always complaining about poor ratings when they produce shows for 15 year old girls?

SHOWING OFF FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

BARACK OBAMA AND ANDY WARHOL

Maybe Obama would be better remembering the Warhol lesson after his arugula salad episode. Have turkey and mash potatoes as your favorite meal, eat Campbell soup for 20 years and above all “think rich, look poor"...

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“A little sincerity is a dangerous thing, and a great deal of it is absolutely fatal."

-Oscar Wilde

Sunday, April 27, 2008

“MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE THE MOST POPULAR WRESTLING FEDERATION WILL FEATURE DRAG QUEENS BATTLES

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“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

The big three TV network newscasts lost about 1.2 million viewers last year, and advertising on their three big morning news shows fell to an estimated $1.03 billion. The average viewer is 60 years old, and the demographic marketers most want to reach is more likely to be facing a computer screen than a TV screen when the evening news comes on.

-AdAge
April 28 2008

“BEAUTY IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE" -ANDY WARHOL

PHILOSOPHIE POUR LE 21unième SIÈCLE: ARGENT

Le plaisir d'acheter n'existerait pas si ce n'était d'acheter ce que l'autre ne peut pas...

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

Drag is when a man wears everything a lesbian won't.  ~Author Unknown

GEE, WHY IS THERE NO ADVERTISING ON THAT YELLOW STAR?

CELEBRITY CULTURE IN 2008

We're shameless
We will do anything
To get our fifteen minutes of fame
We have no integrity
We're ready to crawl
To obtain celebrity
We'll do anything at all

-Pet Shop Boys
Shameless

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE HOSPITALS WILL REDUCE THEIR COSTS BY ASKING NURSES TO FLASH BOOBS TO PATIENTS TO RAISE THEIR SEROTONIN LEVEL

Saturday, April 26, 2008

“MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A CELEBRITY MAGAZINE WILL WRITE: ACTRESS YOU DON’T GIVE A FUCK ABOUT GOT A BABY WITH ACTOR YOU NEVER HEARD OF!

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

Sticking with the multinational company art competition theme, Pizza Hut has a global design competition where you can design your own pizza box. For the next six months there will be a monthly prize of $1,000 and at the end of the competition the overall winner will have their design printed on a Pizza Hut box.

-artnewsblog.com
April 24 2008

“ATHLETES ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW MEDIA STARS" -ANDY WARHOL

WHAT'S YOUR BRAND?

But it is especially easy to understand why Murakami is often referred to as the Andy Warhol of Japan. Along with his Kool-Aid hues and preoccupation with pop, he fools around with notions of branding.

Tamiya is a well-known Japanese producer of scale models and toys whose logo consists of two white stars in front of red and blue blocks. With Signboard Tamiya, Murakami applies a red-hot iron to the plywood, which yields a "branded" effect. The follow-up is Signboard Takashi, in which he substitutes in his name, changes the block colours to yellow and green, and does not apply the branding iron. Note that Tamiya's slogan is "First in Quality Around the World."

The Globe & Mail
April 26 2008

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Jen seen with John Mayer

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“EVERYBODY MUST HAVE A FANTASY" -ANDY WARHOL

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

DENVER (Billboard) - When "Grand Theft Auto IV" reaches stores on Tuesday, the latest chapter in the wildly popular and controversial videogame franchise will make history on several levels. First, it will have the largest soundtrack of any videogame. Second, it will be the first game that lets players tag songs in the soundtrack for subsequent purchase online.

-April 26 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE THE NEW DEFINITION OF WORKING POOR WILL BE ANYONE WORKING IN THE REAL ECONOMY

SHOWING OFF FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

-Joan Rivers

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE VISITING MALE NURSES WILL MASTURBATE PAPY BOOMERS IN GAY RETIREMENT HOMES

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Thursday, April 24, 2008

“MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF" -ANDY WARHOL

OH IT'S TOO HARD

“Some people get energy from sex and some people lose energy from sex. I have found that it's too much work. But if you have the time for it, and if you need that exercise -then you should do it. But you could really save yourself a lot of trouble either way by first figuring out whether you an energy-getter or an energy-loser. As I said I'm an energy-loser".

The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: THE FUTURE OF HD TV ADVERTISING:

WHY FUCK YOUR 60 YEAR OLD WIFE IN LOW DEFINITION IN THE DARK WHEN YOU CAN WATCH HOT 20 YEAR OLD PORN STARS FUCKING IN HIGH DEFINITION ON YOUR NEW (AD SPACE) TV!

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“ THE WORLD FASCINATES ME" -ANDY WARHOL

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

The outcome of a lawsuit filed by artist Robert Rauschenberg could send shudders through artists working on canvas or behind the shutter. Art experts, attorneys and law professors are watching to see if new law will emerge from the case. Rauschenberg alleges Naples artist Robert Fontaine took work from his trash and sold it fraudulently under Rauschenberg's name. The work is not authentic and should be returned and destroyed, Rauschenberg says.The case is groundbreaking because there is no legal precedent. At stake is the ability of artists to define what is their authentic or inauthentic work, and whether an artist maintains creative ownership of work he considered unfinished or unusable.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A FRENCH DESIGNER WILL LAUNCH A NEW COLLECTION OF “PRÊT À BAISER"

SHOWING OFF FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Without obsession, life is nothing."

-John Waters

Wednesday, April 23, 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A COMPANY WILL LAUNCH “MOISTURIZING TRANS FAT-FREE" BOTTLED WATER

“GEE THAT'S GREAT"

Artwork by Roy Lichtenstein

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE WHITE WOMEN WILL GET PLASTIC SURGERY TO GET THE ASIAN LOOK

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Life was a funny thing that happened to me on the way to the grave. "

-Quentin Crisp

“MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF" -ANDY WARHOL

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“The latest performer making a serious, or perhaps we should just say earnest, stab at post-porn mainstream fame is Jenna Jameson, possibly the world's most famous contemporary porn star. She retired from hardcore a couple of years back (not before caching a fair amount of footage for gradual release over time) and now stars in the horror satire Zombie Strippers, costarring Robert Englund of Nightmare on Elm Street fame."

-Premiere magazine
April 16 2008

Monday, April 21, 2008

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Cameron Diaz gets support from Justin

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“BEAUTY IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE GAY RETIREMENT HOMES WILL HAVE GLORY HOLES WITH DAILY SECRET UNDER 40 GUESTS

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Sunday, April 20, 2008

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating."

-Oscar Wilde

“THE WORLD FASCINATES ME" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A MARKETING GURU WILL OPEN A “LOW FAT SPERM BANK"

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“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Kelly Clarkson performs for the Pope.

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“MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR" -ANDY WARHOL

THAT'S WORTH IT

“Andy has fought by repetition to show us that there is no repetition really that everything we look at is worthy of our attention. That's been a major direction for the twentieth century it seems to me".

-John Cage

Saturday, April 19, 2008

PHILOSOPHIE POUR LE 21unième SIÈCLE: ETERNITÉ

Si l’ éternité suppose une absence de tout début et de toute fin comment se fait-il que je ne me souvienne pas du lieu où je me trouvais en 1436...?

“BUYING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN THINKING" -ANDY WARHOL

SHAMELESS

“There’s never been an artist who was more open about his commercial intentions. The year after he did the “Ten Portraits” he did a series of dollar signs, and he constantly talked about his intentions to sell his work for the best price he could find. What’s unusual about Warhol is not that he had those desires — because I think that many artists do — but that he spoke so frankly and openly about them. He was shameless: He didn’t think that it was something that needed to be disguised in the name of polite taste. If you look at Jeff Koons or Damien Hirst or Takashi Murakami — with his Louis Vuitton store in the middle of his exhibition — or any number of artists now, they’re also very open. That seems very Warholian to me."

-Richard Meyer

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE THERE WILL BE THE “CELLWOOD SOFT PORN AWARDS"

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SHOWING OFF FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Enrique Iglesias trying to marry Kournicova.

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WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I never smoked. I never drank and I never took drugs. The funny thing is, nothing is more boring, people like this. For me, it's OK. But most of my friends, at least they smoke and drink."

-Karl Lagerfeld

“I THINK EVERYONE SHOULD BE BUGGED ALL THE TIME...BUGGED AND PHOTOGRAPHED" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:THE FUTURE OF WOMAN MAG ADVERTISING: BUY THIS SEXY (AD SPACE) DRESS AND GET A MAN TO FUCK YOU...NOW!

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“The result of this is that the most expensive contemporary artists are the most branded and immediately visible contemporary artists. You know a Hirst when you see one, or a Murakami, or a Serra, or a Koons. The normal mode of looking at art is reversed: you don't think "I like that, I wonder who the artist is" but rather "Oh, there's a Koons, I wonder if I'll like it"."

-Portfolio
April 18 2008

Thursday, April 17, 2008

“MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE IMMORTAL PEOPLE WILL COMPARE 21st CENTURY BILLIONAIRES TO 17th CENTURY RICH GUYS EATING ORANGES IN WINTER

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Style is knowing who you are, what you want to say, and not giving a damn. "

-Gore Vidal

“GEE THAT'S GREAT"

Artwork by Martial Raysse

DATING IN THE AGE OF SPEED FUCKING

«Let's say you decide you have an OK face, a great body, medium money and no power or prestige. That means you should go after other people who also have two mediums, a terrific and a nothing. It's not supposed to matter which categories the different things fall in as long as it's two mediums, one terrific, one nothing".

-Andy Warhol

Wednesday, April 16, 2008

BACK TO THE FUTURE

Nowadays Takashi Murakami claims that the historical gap between high and low culture have never been so narrow. He refers to that as a kind of new superflat culture. In the pre Renaissance era artisans became artists. In one sense this new superflat culture annonces the growing trend of the future where artists will once again be known mainly as artisans.

“MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A NEW EXPRESSION CALLED “INCOME PORN" WILL DESCRIBE THE SALARY OF HEDGE FUND MANAGERS

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Tuesday, April 15, 2008

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“Problems paying the mortgage, filling the gas tank and feeding the family have eroded living standards for millions of Americans during the past several months. Not so for people who manage big piles of money; many of them made a fortune betting correctly on the housing debacle and rising commodity prices last year. Our second annual look at the pay of folks who run hedge and private equity funds shows that the top 20 took home a collective $18.7 billion last year, 43% more than in 2006. To even make the list you needed minimum earnings of $350 million, which is $90 million higher than the year before. No chief executive of a traditional Wall Street investment bank came even close."

-Forbes
April 15 2008

POSING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“I hate women because they always know where things are."

-Voltaire

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Baby for Jen.

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“BEAUTY IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE" -ANDY WARHOL

“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE" -ANDY WARHOL

“Young males certainly aren't privileged. The vast majority of learning-disabled students are boys, and boys are four times as likely as girls to receive diagnoses of attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder. Girls get better grades than boys and are much more likely than boys to graduate high school and enter college. According to the National Center for Education Statistics, women earn 60% of all bachelor's degrees and 60% of all master's degrees. That adult men are "privileged" over women is also questionable. Yes, men do make up the majority of CEOs, politicians and powerbrokers. They also make up the majority of the homeless, the imprisoned, suicide victims and those who die young."

-AdAge
April 14 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: WOMAN MAG: OUR SEXIEST SEXY SEX ISSUE EVER!

Monday, April 14, 2008

"SHOPPING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN THINKING" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE PAPARAZZI WILL SECRETLY INVADE HOLLYWOOD HOMES AND HIDE INVISIBLE CAMERAS IN TOILET BOWL

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OH!....OH!....GEE!....

Richard and Robert DuPont  recently discussed what they got up to during their time as precocious runaways in the Studio 54-era Warhol camp. Andy, it seems, had a thing for twins. "He would kiss me, and yes he touched me – he would sometimes jerk me  off," says Richard, according to SX News. "Warhol also used Richard to recruit "cute  friends" to take part in the creation of the oxidation paintings.  "Andy would watch. He didn't touch himself, but he did this moaning.  'Oh!…Oh!…' It was like he was having an orgasm while he watched us. "Or at least faking one. And then he would take us to lunch and give  us $100, or some of his silk-screen wallpaper of the cow or Mao."

-Source: pinknews

“ SLEEP" 2008 VERSION

"THERE'S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LIKES ”RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Toni Braxton cancels shows

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WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“When I get down on my knees, it is not to pray."

-Madonna

SHOWING OFF FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

OH, I JUST WANT TO BE COMMERCIAL...

“While Jasper Johns and Robert Rauschenberg designed window displays under the pseudonym “Matson-Jones" Andy proudly signed his Bonwitt Teller windows"

Andy Warhol Fashion
Simon Doonan.

Sunday, April 13, 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE FETUS WILL BE OFFERED CREDIT CARDS

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“SHOPPING IS MORE AMERICAN THAN THINKING"- ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:THE FUTURE OF WOMAN MAG:GET THIS GORGEOUS (AD SPACE) UNDERWEAR TO HELP YOU STEAL YOUR BEST FRIEND'S BOYFRIEND!

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: POLITICS

April 13 2008

Gee, now Hillary said she hunted duck and drink beer to try to seduce blue collar workers. But I don' t understand it. Some kid told me in 2008 political candidates trying to seduce blue collar people should say they like watching leggy blondes with white & pink plastic earrings getting fucked on brown sofa. That would get them more votes. He's right.

“GEE THAT'S GREAT"

Artwork by Robert Combas

“THERE′S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES “RIGHT NOW" LIKE AMERICA DOES -ANDY WARHOL

Ivana Trump get married for the fourth time.

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POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL PUBLISH :TEN SEXIEST PRISONERS OF WAR!

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Saturday, April 12, 2008

‟MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR" -ANDY WARHOL

‟IT‛S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT‛S AN OBSESSION OF MINE” -ANDY WARHOL

  ”Now it’s scientifically proven: we really do enjoy expensive things more. In an experiment conducted by Antonio Rangel at the California Institute of Technology, the brains of 20 volunteers were scanned using functional magnetic resonance imaging while they tasted five different wines costing $5 to $90 a bottle. But Rangel fibbed, telling them that the cheap wine was the most expensive, or giving the same price to two different wines. The scanner showed consistently that the flow of blood to the part of the brain that registers pleasure, the medial orbitofrontal cortex, increased when the price was declared to be high, not according to the quality of the wine. In case this got attributed simply to the ignorant palates of the volunteers, Rangel repeated the experiment with members of the Stanford University wine club and got widely similar results."

-The Art Newspaper
March 13 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE THE HOTTEST HOLLYWOOD TREND WILL BE PLASTIC SURGERY FOR PETS

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“GEE THAT'S GREAT"

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

“Beauty of whatever kind, in its supreme development, invariably excites the sensitive soul to tears."

-Edgar Allen Poe

TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF....WE′RE DOING ART

“I′m having boys come and model for the new paintings I′m doing. But I shouldn′t call them nude. It should be something more artistic. Like Lanscapes..Landscapes″.

-Andy Warhol

‟THE WORLD FASCINATES ME" -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL SAY THAT THE REAL SCANDAL ABOUT THE PAST JANET JACKSON'S TIT WAS THE ABSENCE OF ADVERTISING ON IT

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: TIME

April 10 2008

Watched TV and there was this lady going: why are people trying so hard to look 30 at 40 when they will be happy to look 40 at 50? Why not be happy to look 40 now? She′s right but I guess they don′t say it too much because it would be bad for the economy. I prefer all those new ads like: How to look 3 at 23! That′s great!

Friday, April 11, 2008

‟ATHLETES ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW MEDIA STARS″ -ANDY WARHOL

PRODUCT PLACEMENT 101

‟Buying things in America today is just unbelievable. Let′s say you′re thirsty. Do you want Coke, Diet Coke, Caffeine-Free Tab, New Improved tab, Pepsi, Diet Pepsi, Pepsi Light, Pepsi Free, Root Beer, Royal Crown Cola, C&C Cola, Diet Royal Crown Cola, Caffeine-Free Pepsi, Caffeine-Free Diet Pepsi, Caffeine-Free Royal Crown Cola, Like, Dr Pepper, Sugar-Free Dr Pepper, Fresca, Mr Pibb, Seven-Up, Diet Seven-Up, orange, grape, apple, Orelia, Perrier, Poland, ginger ale, tonic, seltzer, Yoo-Hoo or cream soda?”

-Andy Warhol

‟IT‛S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT‛S AN OBSESSION OF MINE” -ANDY WARHOL

Pamela Anderson is returning to the small screen with her own reality show. The former "Baywatch" actress will executive produce and star in eight half-hour episodes of a new series launching in the summer on E! Entertainment. "The series will offer an unprecedented look inside the life of one of today's most iconic superstars in the style of a uniquely shot documentary film," said Randy Barbato, managing director of World of Wonder Prods.

-The Hollywood Reporter
April 7 2008

«I LOVE LOS ANGELES. I LOVE HOLLYWOOD. THEY'RE BEAUTIFUL. EVERYBODY'S PLASTIC» -ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:THE FUTURE OF WOMAN MAG: DO OR DON'T? GIVE A 75 YEAR OLD MAN A BLOW JOB FOR A GORGEOUS (AD SPACE) DRESS!

«THERE'S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES - ANDY WARHOL

Nicole Ritchie says motherhood «beyond amazing».

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Thursday, April 10, 2008

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE TV NEWS ANCHORS WILL POLE DANCE NUDE WHILE READING THE NEWS

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WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman. »

-Arnold Schwarzeneggger

«BEAUTY IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE» -ANDY WARHOL

Wednesday, April 09, 2008

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE AND IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»- ANDY WARHOL

«Throughout the seventies and eighties, poet, art critic, and Warhol Factory fixture Rene Ricard played a key role in the rise of artists like Jean-Michel Basquiat, Keith Haring, and Julian Schnabel. So it's fitting that the latter's 21-year-old son Vito—who's been curating shows since way back in 2003—is now shining the spotlight on Ricard by putting together the first UK exhibition of the writer's paintings at London's Scream Gallery.»

-GQ
April 3 2008

«ATHLETES ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW MEDIA STARS»-ANDY WARHOL

COMMERCIAL ART

«By the spring of 1956 Andy Warhol was at the top of his commercial-art career. At twenty-seven he was the best known highest paid fashion illustrator in New York making upwards of $100 000 a year and was also represented by a bona fide art gallery».

Victor Bockris
Biography of Andy Warhol.

«THERE'S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES - ANDY WARHOL

Paris Hilton says she's in love with Benji Madden

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«MORE THAN ANYTHING PEOPLE JUST WANT STARS»- ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE IMMORTAL PEOPLE WILL BE UNABLE TO UNDERSTAND THE HISTORICAL CONCEPT OF RELIGION

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«A narcissist is someone better looking than you are. »

-Gore Vidal

Tuesday, April 08, 2008

«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»-ANDY WARHOL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:THE FUTURE OF WOMAN MAG: SEXERCISE! HAVE SEX WITH 10 MEN IN A ROW AND BLAST YOUR BELLY FAT FAST!

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE AND IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»- ANDY WARHOL

«At the beginning of the documentary Planet B-Boy, as several hip-hop veterans offer a breezy history of breakdance, a not-to-be-messed-with French street dancer describes a transformational filmic experience. “Flashdance,” he says, and pauses to hold back tears, “It’s personally emotional for me.” A Japanese b-boy, recalling his first viewing of the film, is reduced to “wow.” An earnest German promoter confirms that the 1983 film, which includes scenes with the breakdance pioneers Rock Steady Crew, had pan-European influence. In bringing an urban American art form to Seoul, Paris, and Capetown, Flashdance planted the seeds of a subculture all over the map. Jennifer Beals, apparently, is an effective conduit for the culture of the South Bronx.»

Reason magazine
April 8 2008

Monday, April 07, 2008

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE 70 YEAR OLD MADONNA WILL BE GYRATING ALONG THE HOTTEST 25 YEAR OLD MALE POP STAR OF 2028

«GEE, THAT'S GREAT!»

Artwork by Peter de Hooch

«THERE'S NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES - ANDY WARHOL

Longoria's husband receives cheat apology

Next!

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE AND IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»- ANDY WARHOL

The People's Army of former Communist East Germany wasn't all about keeping their country's socialist dream alive; they were also interested in creating home grown pornography for ranking army officials and visiting generals from other Warsaw Pact nations. The films, including "Private Werner's Big Surprise" and the uber-patriotic "Fucking for the Fatherland", were shot using 160 officers in the army and were taped on-location in the actual barracks.

Source: www.bananaguide.com

 

Sunday, April 06, 2008

«THE WORLD FASCINATES ME»- ANDY WARHOL

DUCHAMP ON WARHOL

«'What is interesting about Warhol is not the retinal image of the man who paints 50 soup cans, but of the man who has the idea to paint 50 soup cans.»

-Marcel Duchamp

MORE IS MORE

«His dream was to produce 4000 works of art a day. What he actually managed to produce was 2000 in two years which amounts to almost 3 per day».

-Thomas Koster (on Andy Warhol)
50 artists you should know

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: WOMAN MAG :SEX GENIUS: IS YOUR MAN'S CUM FAT FREE? A QUIZZ FOR YOU

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: IDEAS

April 6 2008

Oh, I'm so jealous. Why can't I find good ideas? Everyone does. All those great words and expressions:popwreck, celebutante, sagging awards, dog depression, Bulge Report. Now they say I didn't invent a single one since I created «Superstar». Walked dowtown and there was a young bodybuilder with a t-shirt:« will flex for food». That's a great line. The gay media is mad at Obama because he refuses to talk to them. But I mean when you got all those big fat women in black churches rooting for you...

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow. »

-James Dean

Saturday, April 05, 2008

ANDY WARHOL ON WRESTLING:«IT'S EXCITEMENT, IT'S SHOW BUSINESS, IT'S CHIC»

GREAT WRESTLING MARKETING BEFORE

«It's worth watching on TV just to hear all the great names, like Hulk Hogan, Gorilla Monsoon, Brutus Beefcake, Mister Wonderful, Sgt Slaughter and The Wild Samoans».

-Andy Warhol

GREAT WRESTLING MARKETING AFTER

Big Show, Cryme Tyme, The Undertaker, Snoop Dog in a Snoop Mobile.

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

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