IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: IDEAS

April 6 2008

Oh, I'm so jealous. Why can't I find good ideas? Everyone does. All those great words and expressions:popwreck, celebutante, sagging awards, dog depression, Bulge Report. Now they say I didn't invent a single one since I created «Superstar». Walked dowtown and there was a young bodybuilder with a t-shirt:« will flex for food». That's a great line. The gay media is mad at Obama because he refuses to talk to them. But I mean when you got all those big fat women in black churches rooting for you...