Tuesday, May 31, 2011

«THEY ALWAYS HAD GREAT GIRLS MODELS BUT NOW THE BOYS MODELS ARE JUST AS GOOD»

FAME

Remember after Michael Jackson? Journalists said it was the last big star. There was a lot of talk about how with the new media it would be impossible to create a star of that magnitude these days. Well, guess what? Lady Gaga have more than 30 millions fans on Facebook and some 10 millions followers on Twitter. Next time you hear a very so called «serious prediction» just yawn....

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: ART

Le fait que tout soit désormais permis en art est ce qui contribue le plus à la difficulté croissante d'une oeuvre actuelle à s'inscrire dans l'histoire de l'art. Le droit à la différence est devenu le droit à l'indifférence.

«I LIKE EVERYBODY'S ART»


Artwork by Ai Wei Wei

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

"When you get to the real person underneath, there's a very simple New York girl who loves her parents,"

Elton John on Lady Gaga

Monday, May 30, 2011

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: ARE EMERGING COUNTRIES GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

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YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE CAMILLE PAGLIA WILL RECONCILE WITH LADY GAGA AFTER INTERVIEWING HER ABOUT HER WARHOL INSPIRATION

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

«All the talk that real beauty comes from within is a bunch of malarkey. It's ridiculous. There are genuinely beautiful people. I am coming out of the Hellenistic tradition, with conception of beauty like Plato. Beauty is something sacred, a temporary thatUs gone very fast. Very rarely do you see someone like Catherine Deneuve who is still beautiful. Over time you can only stay beautiful if you have something from within. People who are just physically beautiful on the outside will cease being beautiful by the time theyUre thirty or so, but nevertheless, I have adopted the gay male perspective on this: I believe that enormous beauty is a great gift and I honor it wherever I see it. I value youth and beauty, and I think that it is about time that the word-obsessed neurotics from academia start realizing that most of the world does too.All these stupid technical feminist film critics want to grind all of art down to things that have approved and moral messages. In fact, life is more complex than that. It cannot be reduced to political agendas. Life is bigger than politics»

-Camille Paglia

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LIKES RIGHT NOW LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Dolly Parton wants Madonna duet.

-Next!

Saturday, May 28, 2011

«THERE SHOULD BE COURSE IN FIRST GRADE ON LOVE»

Nearly all women go through some period in their lives when they’re swept up by a bad boy.  The Navy Seal with the amazing bod and the mental prowess of a fruit plate.  The Harley guy with mean beard stubble and an attitude to match.  The Josh Hartnett look-alike who makes us feel like the center of the universe, and then puts the moves on our roommate the minute we leave for the ladies room.  We can see these guys coming a mile away, and yet we fall for it every time.

Why?

Part of us actually like to believe we can be the one girl to turn this wild man into a pussycat.  Part of us just like that down-to-our-toes thrill, the excitement of something we KNOW is bad for us.  (Like chocolate cheesecake, and Jimmy Choo shoes.)  Some of us are just gluttons for misery. Most women actually grow out of the bad-boy phase once we hit our mid-twenties.  Our girlfriends start to couple off, and we start wondering if we used up our nice guy quota in college when were still torturing men for sport.  That’s where you come in, Mr. Sweet Guy.  Because you’re the guy we really want.

romantics.net

IT'S USELESS TO BE YOUNG WITHOUT SHOWING OFF!

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: MEN

One single look at the gay male world and every politically correct discourse about men fall apart....

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE LADY GAGA COSTUMES WILL BE EXHIBITED IN A LARRY GAGOSIAN GALLERY

«EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL»

DAVID LACHAPELLE

Yet there are some who insist that it was precisely with the work-for-hire that Mr. LaChapelle achieved his real contribution. “I’m well aware that there are connoisseurs of photography and art and stylish magazine editors who don’t endorse his work,” said Jeffrey Deitch, the director of the Museum of Contemporary Art in Los Angeles. In his last professional incarnation, as the director of the Deitch Projects gallery in New York, Mr. Deitch mounted several shows of Mr. LaChapelle’s photography.
“David exists in this new territory, in the collapse between vanguard and pop culture, and it’s a very interesting space,” he added. “Look at the pictures of Lil’ Kim or Christina Aguilera or the pictures he did of Amanda Lepore as Andy Warhol’s ‘Liz’ and you see that he’s really an important part of image making in our time.”

-New York Times

DATING AND FUCKING IN THE 21st CENTURY

«Parents who really love their kids and want them to be bored and discontented for as small a percentage of their lifetimes as possible maybe should go back to not letting them date until as late as possible so they have something to look forward to for a longer time »

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

Karl Lagerfeld on not removing his sunglasses for interviews:

«They’re my burka ... I had an interview once with some German journalist — some horrible, ugly woman. It was in the early days after the communists — maybe a week after — and she wore a yellow sweater that was kind of see-through. She had huge tits and a huge black bra, and she said to me, “It’s impolite; remove your glasses.” I said, “Do I ask you to remove your bra?”

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: TASTE

Kitsch is good taste when bought cheap and in multiples
Kitsch à la Jeff Koons bought for millions is bad taste.

«I'M SO SPOILED FROM GOING AROUND WITH NINETEEN YEARS OLD»

LE JEU DE LA BOULE DE CRYSTAL

Lorsque Charles Saatchi dit que les livres d'histoire de l'art en 2100 ne retiendront essentiellement que Warhol, Judd, Pollock et Hirst , c'est un peu comme se payer le luxe de pouvoir se tromper sans que cela n'affecte jamais en rien sa crédibilité. Version analyste faisant des prédictions à Wall Street en quelque sorte.

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

"If you go home with somebody, and they don't have books, don't fuck 'em!"

— John Waters

«KIDS ARE THE ONES WHO FALL IN LOVE»

«THERE SHOULD BE COURSE IN FIRST GRADE ON LOVE»

When I teach in Philadelphia at Art School, and then go up to Harvard, the difference is hilarious. On the streets of central Philadelphia, I see real men, African-American men, Italian-American men from South Philly, real masculine men, and thatUs a compliment. They have no doubt about their sexual identity. Most men of the world don't. The only men that are in doubt about their sexual identity are in the Ivy League schools, the professors and faculty as well. The women at Ivy League schools are constantly saying to the men, You're being like this, you're being like that, you shouldn't be like that. All the men are hectored; they are on women's leashes. It's hilarious that the virulent anti-male rhetoric is coming out of the Ivy League schools where there is not a virile masculine man in sight.Young women in the non-Ivy League schools have no doubt about their sexual identities either. The girls tend to dress more sexually. They are overtly female in the way they dress. They scorn the androgynous style that is popular in the Ivy League. They wear so much perfume that I had to speak to them about it. It would be considered vulgar for any undergraduate woman of an elite school to wear that much perfume, it means that you are trying to trap a man. The same with hair spray and cosmetics and so on. People in the Ivy League world then go off into media or into the law, moving in this weirdly special zone of demasculinized men who have planed down their personalities to fit in with powerful women. These are literate men, men who may jog, may go to health clubs, but theyUre not particularly physical men, not aggressive men.There is a kind of eunuchization of men on those campuses, and discourse is pouring out from the feminists classes about men and the effects about sexual identity and how the sexes don't really exist. The discourse is everywhere, even when people are not taking women's studies courses. Then they take it into the media with them. There is this creepy PC empty genteel rhetoric about sex that is so removed from reality, okay? It is no wonder. It is coming out of the most bizarre kind of eunuch's ghetto.»

In my work, I try to remain in touch with every day people, constantly testing my theories against what I see as a live ordinary people, on buses, in shopping malls, in the audiences of talk shows on T.V. I am constantly trying to test my theories against the norm. You have the post-structuralists influencing classes at Yale, saying there is no norm. There is a norm and most of the world lives according to that norm. Billions and billions of people in the world know what men are and what women are, and they are happy to be men and women. They are happy within traditional roles and a lot of my arguments with the feminist establishment and academic feminists come from the fact that I regard them as fiddling while Rome burns. These people are off in a little room talking at each other and not realizing that no one pays any attention to them, that they satisfy only each other, and their theories about sex are garbage.»

-Camille Paglia

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LIKES RIGHT NOW LIKE AMERICA DOES»

China art market up 41% in 2010

-Next!

Friday, May 27, 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Pope Benedict XVI has shut down a famous community in Rome that organized dances by a former nightclub dancer nun and hosted VIPs like Madonna, earning the disfavour of the Vatican.The closure of the monastery of Santa Croce in Gerusalemme, which holds some of the Church’s most prized relics, was reported by Italian dailies La Stampa and Il Foglio.The reports said the community of Cistercian monks based at the church for more than five centuries was being transferred to other churches in Italy.Contacted by AFP, the Vatican did not deny the reports.The basilica had become a hub for the “Friends of Santa Croce”, an aristocratic group, and had been criticized for some unorthodox practices including dances in which nuns pranced around the altar.

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

«Diana Vreeland told me that in Paris and London before the second Wolrd War the German diplomats started passing around cocaine and heroine among the fashionable young people, the very class of people who, when the war came would be the officers in the French and British armies. She maintains that it was all very well thought out by the nazis and when the war came, it was true that so many of the best and brightest were demolished by drugs, and didn't have the will to stand up and fight for France and England»

-Bob Colacello
Interview magazine
December 1980 p. 32

«I NEVER READ. I JUST LOOK AT PICTURES»

«I BELIEVE IN TELESION. IT'S GOING TO TAKE OVER FROM THE MOVIES»

.Concluding its first season tonight (and reportedly shooting season two), Gigolos focuses on a group of five straight male escorts in Las Vegas living their lives, dealing with the pressures the job exudes on them, and trying to find a sense of normalcy in a lifestyle that’s anything but normal. You had some good casting, as these five guys cover a lot of ground in terms of personalities/archetypes, ranging from the new guy (Vin) to the bad boy musician (Nick) to the sweet single dad (Steven), the All-American boy (Jimmy), and the veteran of the industry (Brace), all of whom had good chemistry with one another. The show, of course, featured a lot of sex, everything from very out there clients (a woman who likes to play dead, a woman heavily into S&M) to safer alternatives (a woman who wanted a partner for a dance competition, a woman who wanted to spice things up in the bedroom for her husband).In short, Gigolos was like Entourage meets Las Vegas with some freaky sex thrown in for good measure.

-tvovermind

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE LADY GAGA WILL WEAR CLAES OLDENBURG-INSPIRED SCULPTURES

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«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«I hate women because they always know where things are.»

-Voltaire

Wednesday, May 25, 2011

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LIKES RIGHT NOW LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Hustler annonces bin Laden porn.

-Next!

«I LIKE EVERYBODY'S ART»


-Artwork by Hans Bellmer

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: MEN

Nowadays, a world without gay men would miss absolutely nothing...

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A COMPANY WILL LAUNCH A «JUSTIN BIEBER MORNING AFTER PILL»

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«PERSONNALY I LOVED PORNO AND I BOUGHT LOTS OF IT ALL THE TIME"

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«If you are truly serious abut preparing your child for the future, don't teach him to subtract teach him to deduct.»

-Fran Lebowitz

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE LADY GAGA WILL PLAY THE NEW «CATWOMAN» IN THE NEXT BATMAN SERIE FIGHTING JUSTIN BIEBER AS ROBIN

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STRAIGHT GUY IS THE NEW GAY

«THERE SHOULD BE COURSE IN FIRST GRADE ON LOVE»

Tracy and her research partner, graduate student Alec Beall, had 1,000 adults rate the attractiveness of people in photographs displaying either pride, happiness, shame or a neutral expression. In men, happiness was consistently rated by women as the least attractive expression, while pride was the most sexually attractive. "No women, no matter what their age, found smiling men attractive."In women, happiness -a likely indicator of good health, good genes and sexual receptiveness -was the most attractive expression to men.

-Vancouver Sun

COLLECTING ART

Most rich guys collect art because they like to think of themselves as some kind of new Laurent de Medicis. They like to think that they are not vulgar since they like «art». Problem is that in 2011 if your collect mostly Warhol, Koons, Hirst or Murakami , you are increasingly appearing vulgar in your statement....

«I NEVER READ. I JUST LOOK AT PICTURES»

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Justin Bieber launch a new perfume for women.

-Next!

Tuesday, May 24, 2011

THE ART MARKET

After the Pink Panther sculpture of jeff Koons sold for 16.9 millions below the estimates of 20 to 30 millions, some people were surprised. They shouldn't have. No artwork done as recently as 1998 can now worth 30 millions. Simple as that.

IT'S USELESS TO BE YOUNG WITHOUT SHOWING OFF!

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: IS JACQUES ATTALI'S IDEA OF A WORLD GOVERNMENT GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

Monday, May 23, 2011

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

Or, dans le cas de M. Strauss-Kahn, les rumeurs n’évoquaient pas simplement un « séducteur », même « compulsif », mais un homme « lourd »  ou « insistant », c’est-à-dire incapable d’entendre un refus et d’en prendre acte. Cette attitude créait autour de lui un climat qui débordait largement le cadre de sa « vie privée ». Des journalistes de sexe féminin redoutaient ou refusaient d’aller l’interviewer. Au FMI, « la consigne était de ne jamais le laisser seul avec une femme dans un bureau » (Le Nouvel Observateur, 19 mai). Certaines de ses consœurs en politique devaient elles aussi veiller, comme en a témoigné Mme Aurélie Filippetti, à « ne pas se retrouver seules avec lui dans un endroit fermé ». Mais, face au « droit à la vie privée » des hommes politiques, que vaut le droit des femmes à évoluer dans un environnement où elles ne sont pas réduites au statut d’objet sexuel dépourvu de libre arbitre ?

-Le Monde Diplomatique

«MORE THAN ANYTHING PEOPLE JUST WANT STARS»

STEREOTYPES

Perez Hilton: a gay guy calling himself «the queen of all media»
A 100 meters final at the Olympics: 8 black guys at the starting line every four years
Dominique Strauss-Kahn: a jewish guy heading a financial organisation
Lindsay Lohan:a past lesbian relationship involving alcool and drug problems
Arnold Scharzennegger: a high achiever in different careers with a very high libido


Remember. Stereotypes DO NOT EXIST....

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: THE FUTURE OF ADVERTISING: LINDSAY IS BACK DRINKING (ad space) VODKA AND SMOKING (ad space) CIGARS!

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«THEY LOOK TERRIFIC AND THET KNOW IT AND THEY KNOW THAT YOU KNOW IT»

«GOOD BUSINESS IS THE BEST ART»

Economics aside, though: What does Andy mean to these people? Warhol once said, “If you want to know all about Andy Warhol, just look at the surface of my paintings.” Okay, let’s. Warhol’s work is easy to like, especially now that it seems—at first glance, anyway—less strange than it did when it was created. Much of it is large, shiny, and brightly colored; Warhol’s smudged, skidding silk-screens make his images pop. There are those clashing electric colors that no one ever put together before—it’s as though he discovered a new note on the saxophone. There is also Warhol the man, who still strikes many as a strange swish outlaw. That gives his work an edginess and borderline-risqué feeling; Rothko, by comparison, is more about gravitas and suicide. Collecting Warhol seems naughty but not really obnoxious. Hedge-funders and industry titans see themselves in him: the leader of a factory; the workaholic who empowers others to make things possible; the one who collects and hoards, who turns junk into art.Warhol, a collector himself, would revel in the speculation, spin, and trophy-hunting that now accompanies the buying and selling of his work. He loved making money, and he loved making the moneybags dance for him. He loved shopping, celebrating celebrity, and being original by being unoriginal. He also condoned acting out; that’s what is going on here too, of course. Someday, when fashions change and the Warhol bubble deflates, some of these same people will wonder why they let themselves get caught up in such a ridiculous business. In the meantime, those with the means would do well to recall Warhol’s own words before raising that auction paddle aloft. “Good business,” he said, “is the best art.”

-New York magazine
May 22 2011

«I LIKE MONEY ON THE WALL»

These instantly recognizable images spell “wall power,” a well-worn art-world phrase that describes an artwork that telegraphs its owner’s wealth. Often these trophy purchases are flaunted in the entrance of a McMansion or over a living-room fireplace or in an office-building lobby. Sometimes, however, prized art will disappear into private collections where their superrich owners show them off to only their superrich friends.Buyers today are a far broader group than they were a decade ago. As pockets of new money continue to be made in Asia, Russia and the Middle East, buyers from these places are becoming major players in the auction arena. And their tastes tend toward the unsubtle.“In order to appeal to today’s global marketplace you have to have iconic art that translates in every culture,” said Tobias Meyer, who runs Sotheby’s contemporary art worldwide.

-New York Times
April 28 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

– Damien Hirst Joins Ai Weiwei Protest: The notorious YBA has joined forces with Anish Kapoor and other prominent British artists and art officials in signing a Times of London petition demanding China's release of Ai Weiwei. The artists also signed a large photo of Ai that was brought to the 10 Downing Street residence of Prime Minister David Cameron. [AFP]

KEITH HARING

«The same thing for Andy. When Andy did films, did Interview magazines...The price of Andy's things when he was alive compared to Lichenstein and Jasper Johns was very very low. But, who cares really? I think the real value of Andy is much more important than Lichenstein or Jasper Johns»

-Keith Haring

Sunday, May 22, 2011

«EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL»

ALL ABOUT LOVE

I don't really know if I was ever capable of love, but after the 60s I never thought in terms of "love" again.However, I became what you might call fascinated by certain people. One person in the 60s fascinated me more than anybody I had ever known. And the fascination I experienced was probably very close to a certain kind of love.

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

THE DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN AND ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER SCANDALS EXPLAINED

Forty years ago baby boomers in North America and Europe were the first in 2000 years to get rid of religion. That was quite easy to do back then since they were 20 years old. But now they are 60, and they realize they have more time behind than in front of them. Less time, no religion and a growing awareness of a wall in front of them. What's left? Try to fuck as many 20 and 30 year old before vanishing for good. Welcome to the early 21st century, the age of Desperate Papy Boomers!

«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE JUSTIN BIEBER WILL SING MADONNA'S LIKE A VIRGIN WHILE BEING KISSED BY RIHANNA AND LADY GAGA

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WARHOL VS DYLAN

Warhol was a no-less-significant genius than Dylan. Two of the most important geniuses of America, among the greatest artists of their time, among the most complex figures of the 20th century - and they hated each other with a flaming passion. It's all about marking groove-territories, about exclamation marks at the end of sentences that begin with penis envy. Whose was bigger? Who had Edie? Both of them. And no one.

-Haaretz

«I NEVER MET AN ANIMAL I DIDN'T LIKE»

«EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL»

"J'aime le jeu, l'amour, les livres, ( la musique, La ville et la campagne, enfin ( tout ; il n'est rien Qui ne me soit souverain bien, Jusqu'au sombre plaisir d'un ( coeur mélancolique."

-La Fontaine.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: IS THE US FORCED TO APPEAR MORE BALANCED IN THE MIDLLE EAST TO PREVENT CHINA GAINS OVER THERE GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

Saturday, May 21, 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

À LA LENNY BRUCE

Madonna posing nude for Playboy in 1985: jewish
Madonna marrying Guy Ritchie: goyim
Madonna marrying Sean Penn: jewish
Madonna launching a clothing line: goyim

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:CELEB MAG: BABY DRAMA! KIM PLAN TO HIDE HER BABY FROM THE PUBLIC UNTIL HE GOT PLASTIC SURGERY FROM HEAD TO TOE!

«I LIKE EVERYBODY'S ART»


Artwork by Tony Cragg

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again. »

-John Rivers

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

“First of all, every player has played with gay guys. It bothers me when I hear these reporters and jocks get on TV and say, ‘Oh, no guy can come out in a team sport. These guys would go crazy.’ First of all, quit telling me what I think. I’d rather have a gay guy who can play than a straight guy who can’t play.»

-Charles Barkley

Friday, May 20, 2011

«I THINK THE BEST LOOKING PEOPLE ARE IN SPORT NOW»

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:WOMAN MAG: LOOK YOUR BEST 24/7: HOW TO MINIMIZE YOUR EXPRESSION LINES WHEN YOUR BOYFRIEND CALL YOU FAT!

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BOB COLACELLO ON ROBERT MAPPLETHORPE

«When asked why he choose to work with sexual subjects, Mapplethorpe replied : «Because I think it's the hardest thing to do, to make pornography into art and still keep it sexy». Whether he succeeds in that regard depens on the personal response of each viewer to each image but taking into account both shows in tandem, Mapplethorpe does display a special ability to suggest luxury in lowlife and lowlife in luxury».

-Interview magazine
Febrauary 1977 p. 31

Thursday, May 19, 2011

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - "Saturday Night Live" comedian Bill Hader will portray pop art superstar Andy Warhol in the upcoming movie "Men In Black 3," which is currently shooting in New York. Will Smith and Josh Brolin lead the cast of the third installment of the sci-fi comedy being directed by Barry Sonnenfeld.

Wednesday, May 18, 2011

BEFORE POP

«When I got my first TV set, I stopped caring so much about having close relationships with other people. I'd been hurt a lot to the degree you can only be hurt if you care a lot. So I guess I did care a lot, in the days before anyone ever heard of "pop art" or "underground movies" or "superstars."

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol.

«I DON'T WANT REAL PEOPLE»


Photo: Porn Star Cody Cummings

«I LIKE MONEY ON THE WALL»

Witness the epic 16-minute battle at Christie's over this season's top lot, Andy Warhol's first self-portrait, which sold for $38 million. Common auction practice is to use set bidding increments at every price level. Above the $20 million mark, the action usually moves in steps of half-a-million or more. During the Warhol sale, however, both bidders were making offers as small as $250,000 or $100,000—and auctioneer Christopher Burge was taking them. The winning bidder even tried at one point to get a miniscule $50,000 bump accepted. Visibly losing his patience, Burge refused.

-New York Obsever

POOST WARHOL PREDICTION: CELEB MAG: DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN'S VICTIM TO POSE NUDE FOR PLAYBOY!

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Tuesday, May 17, 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

BIRTHDAY

«I'm up to five sets of fifteen pushups. And I told the office that they better not be planning anything for my birthday next week, that if they did I wasn't even going to come down»

-The Andy Warhol Diaries
August 1 1981

Monday, May 16, 2011

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: IS THE ARRESTATION OF DOMINIQUE STRAUSS-KAHN GOOG FOR THE JEWS?

Sunday, May 15, 2011

«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«An original artist is unable to copy. So he has only to copy in order to be original.»

-Jean Cocteau

...

Tone you butt, lose 10 pounds, look younger, get a smaller nose, get a boob job, tone your abs, get a six pack for summer, get a more muscular chest, get bigger arms, flatten your belly, get a V-shape, get Botox...
Sixty six years after Hitler's death, the Aryan idea of beauty had won...

«CHURCH IS A FUN PLACE TO GO»

HARNAIS DE CUIR CHEZ UN HOMME GAY DE 50 ANS ET PLUS

Si vous aimez ce qui donne l'air d'un ridicule jambon ficelé passé date...

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: HUMOR

Straight porn: hot thirtysomething muscular bald staight guys. Absurdly funny situations. No wonder all the best stand up comedians are straight guys....

Saturday, May 14, 2011

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT: EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

«Because of their ubiquitous cruising principle, aging is generally a more critical issue for gay men than it is for lesbians. Old dykes retain status as tough customers, while aging gay men need money, fame, power or all three to keep their clout vis-à-vis the beautiful boys who so casually and cruelly rule the roost.»

-Camille Paglia

Friday, May 13, 2011

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Jeff Koons Pink Panther sculpture sold for 16.9 millions at Sotheby's.

IT'S USELESS TO BE YOUNG WITHOUT BEING BEAUTIFUL AND VICE VERSA

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: IS THE FACEBOOK-GOOGLE RIVALRY GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

"To live is the rarest thing in the world. Most people exist, that is all."

-Oscar Wilde

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

Wednesday, May 11, 2011

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Madonna hires Rihanna as drinks spokeswoman.

-Next!

«POP ART IS FOR EVERYONE


Artwork by Takashi Murakami

ENGLISH PEOPLE

«I could never understand how the english press could be the lowest when the English are so high class and nice»

-Andy Warhol
Interview magazine
July 1978 p.10

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Christie’s has a 90-by-70-inch canvas “Diamond Dust Shoes” (1980-81) in which high-heeled sandals are sprinkled with diamond dust, for $1 million to $1.5 million.“If you can buy a 90-by-70 Warhol shoe painting for $1 million, it’s better than owning Google, Microsoft and Facebook together,” said Alberto Mugrabi, New York-based collector and dealer in Warhol. “I am not involved in selling this work, but I will be involved in the buying.”So let the Russian oligarchs and Arab sheiks compete for Steven Cohen’s aquamarine “Liz” that has a $20 million to $30 million estimate range at Phillips de Pury on May 12.

-Bloomberg

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: PROVOCATION

Nothing is less provocative and more conformist today than a music video using sex to grab attention.

«LOOKING YOUNGER AND BEING YOUNGER IS THE ADOLESCENCE IDEA»

Monday, May 09, 2011

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«I'm too intelligent to be a good painter. To be a good painter you got to be a bit stupid»

-Salvador Dali

À LA LENNY BRUCE

Bill Clinton: goyim
Bill Clinton having sex with Monica Lewinsky: jewish
Bill Clinton havig sex with Monica Lewinsky at the White House: goyim
Bill Clinton getting a blow job from Monica Lewinsky while talking on the phone at the White House: jewish
Bill Clinton explaining he didn't have a sexual relationship with «that woman» : goyim
Chris Rock explaining it was Hillary's fault if Bill Clinton went with Monica Lewisnky to get a good blow job: jewish.

«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: JEFF KOONS

Selling vulgarity to the new rich, buying «old money» kind of art, and laughing all the way to the bank.

BUSINESS

«The whole time I was in the hospital, the "staff" kept on doing things, so I realized I really did have a kinetic business, because it was going on without me. I liked realizing that, because I had by that time decided that "business" was the best art.»

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

Saturday, May 07, 2011

IT'S USELESS TO BE YOUNG WITHOUT BEING BEAUTIFUL AND VICE VERSA

PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: MEN

Straight men are 10 times more interesting than gay men. Only young straight women don't realize it....

THE DECLINE OF THE XXX INDUSTRY EXPLAINED

«Every ten years Hollywood would show another part of the body or say another dirty word on screen, and that would stretch out the box office for years. When foreign films and underground films started getting big, Hollywood said it was protecting the public morality when the fact was it was just upset that it was going to be rushed into a complete nudity when it had been counting on lots of money from a long drawn-out striptease»

-Andy Warhol

Thursday, May 05, 2011

«I LIKE EVERYBODY'S ART»


Artwork by Peter De Hooch

DOUGLAS CRAMER. WARHOL AND THE LOVE BOAT

He also came to know Warhol during this period. Cramer wanted Warhol to do The Love Boat, a guest-star-driven romantic comedy series set on a luxurious cruise ship.“He agreed he’d come do Love Boat if he could help choose the 1,000th guest star,” Cramer says. “We commissioned him to do a portrait of that star and I agreed to buy two and have Aaron Spelling buy two.”Eventually, Warhol did two portraits each of Cramer and Candy Spelling (Aaron’s wife), plus one of the show’s 1,000th guest star, Lana Turner.When Cramer received his two portraits, he found them too dark and asked Warhol to lighten them up. The artist did and that was that, Cramer thought. But about five years ago, he learned Warhol did a total of nine portraits of him while working to get it right. For its current show, CAM found eight of those portraits, plus seven Warhol drawings of Cramer.

Citybeat Cincinnati

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: JEWISH MAG: IS OUR MOVE FROM DEMOCRACY TO PLUTOCRACY GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

«BEAUTY IS A SIGN OF INTELLIGENCE»

«I JUST READ EVERYTHING»

We only found two significant differences between gay male sexuality and straight male sexuality. One, of course, is that gay men like men. The other is that gay men are more likely to enjoy the sexually submissive role than straight men. But other than that, their sexual behaviors and interests online are virtually identical.

How so?

It turns out that straight men's sexual interest parallels gay men's sexual interest. For example, there are overweight women, which are called BBWs in straight porn; in gay porn there are "bears," which are big, burly guys. Just like there are MILFs for straight men, there are DILFs or daddies for gay men. There are "grannies" for straight men and "grandpas" for gay guys. The biggest interest for straight guys is teens and the biggest interest among gay guys is "twinks," which are basically teens. The body parts most preferred by both are chests, butts and feet. And both gay guys and straight guys love penises.
In terms of the frequency with which they access porn, gay men access it more frequently but that's probably simply due to the fact that there's no women involved. For straight men the limiting factor is probably having the wife or the girlfriend preventing them from watching porn or they have to do it in secret. Gay men are much more accepting of porn and they often watch porn together. That said, we certainly encountered many gay men that don't like porn.

-Salon
May 2 2011

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Madonna feels fat.

-Next!

Wednesday, May 04, 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

DOING THINGS

«I really don't care that much about "Beauties." What I really like are Talkers. To me, good talkers are beautiful because good talk is what I love. The word itself shows why I like Talkers better than Beauties, why I tape more than I film. It's not "talkies." Talkers are doing something. Beauties are being something. Which isn't necessarily bad, it's just that I don't know what it is they're being. It's more fun to be with people who are doing things.»

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

«GOOD BUSINESS IS THE BEST ART»

Also guaranteed at Phillips is a Warhol 4ft square flower painting, bought in 2007 for $5.2 million by investor Jose Mugrabi, which is now pegged at $8 million to $12 million. Mugrabi is getting a better return for a small Warhol self-portrait of 1963, which he bought in 1998 for $376,500 and is now selling for $6 million to $8 million at Christie’s. Altogether, 65 works by Warhol are expected to bring more than $135 million, or 25 per cent of the contemporary art sales.

-Telegraph
May 3 2011

Monday, May 02, 2011

«EVERYTHING IS BEAUTIFUL»


Jardin Majorelle

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Lady GaGa «Judas» video to premiere Thursday.

-Next

À LA LENNY BRUCE

Roy Lichenstein: goyim
Roy Lichenstein paintings: jewish
Robert Rauschenberg: jewish
Robert Rauschenberg combine paintings: jewish
Jasper Johns: goyim
Jasper Johns explaining how his mother was so happy that he painted the american flag: jewish
Peter Blake: jewish
Peter Blake art: goyim
Britney dancing with the snake: jewish
Britney dating Kevin Federline: goyim
Britney shaving her head: jewish
Madonna joing Kabbalah: goyim
Madonnna leaving Kabbalah: jewish
Madonna singing like a virgin: jewish
Madonna singing material Girl: goyim
Madonna 1993 interview with David Letterman: jewish

«MY FAVORITE THING TO BUY IS UNDERWEAR»

«THERE IS NO COUNTRY IN THE WORLD THAT LOVES «RIGHT NOW» LIKE AMERICA DOES»

Lindsay Lohan want to put her career back on track.

-Next!

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«I don’t do meetings. At Chanel, there are no meetings. At Chanel, we do what we want, whenever we want and it works. And Fendi is the same.»

-Karl Lagerfeld

«PERSONNALY I LOVED PORNO AND I BOUGHT LOTS OF IT ALL THE TIME"

GETTING IT

«As soon as you stop wanting something you get it. I've found that to be absolutely axiomatic.»

-The Philosophy of Andy Warhol

Sunday, May 01, 2011

«I LIKE MONEY ON THE WALL»

First up is Sotheby’s on Tuesday May 3 with a 59-lot, evening sale estimated at $158.9m-$229.7m, and boasting a swathe of Picassos – 10, no less – as well as a unique Gauguin sculpture (“Jeune Tahitienne” about 1893, $10m-$15m), made of painted tamanu wood, pasted paper, with necklaces of red coral and shell. There is also a vibrantly colourful Von Jawlensky (“Woman with a Green Fan”, 1912, $8m-$12m) and a charming Bonnard (“Le Corsage Rayé”, about 1922, $3m-$5m).
The top lot in the sale is Picasso’s pensive portrait of two women, “Femmes Lisant”, one of the famed Marie-Thérèse series, this one painted in 1937 and showing her and a companion leaning over a book ($25m-$35m). Visitors to New York will also want to swing into Gagosian’s major show, Picasso and Marie-Thérèse: L’amour fou, on 21st Street, the largest exhibition yet of this sensual – and highly bankable – series of works featuring the artist’s sexually compliant young mistress.

-Financial Times
April 30 2011

YOUTH WITHOUT COCKINESS IS NO YOUTH AT ALL

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY

«A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.»

-Cher

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: CELEB MAG: STYLE STEAL: HOW TO IMITATE KATE'S VOICE WHEN THINKING OF WILLIAM DURING SEX!

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