IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: GEE, THAT'S SMART
April 5 2005.
I can't stand people my own age. Especially old women. They got botox so many times, they end up looking like the Joker in an old Batman TV show. And they always talk about how much they love impressionist art. I hate them. But old jewish women are the smartest. As long as they keep the country homes and the Picassos they left their husband fooling around with 20 years old leggy models. That's really smart. You see they got the right education. Oh, and Hugh Hefner is so lucky to have all those 22 year old kids dancing at the Playboy Mansion. And he's still good-looking. Can you believe the guy never had sex before 22? A kid once asked me how many sexual partners I've had in my life. And I didn't know what to answer because I still can't figure it out if Bill Clinton was right when he said a blow job doesn't count as sex. But I mean if you're the one doing it...Went to the office. Worked on my Camille Paglia portrait.
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