IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: AMERICAN MARKETING

MARCH 27 2005

Read the newspaper, and there was an article about the «working poor» . What does that mean? Oh, I don't want to be like that. I want to be a «vacationing rich». Everybody's talking about Diva now. There are Singing Diva, Fitness Divas, Sex Divas, Kosher Sex Divas, xxx Scrap Yard Diva. What is a xxx Scrap Yard Diva? Went to the office. Our new secretary was reading a magazine article about the« best makeup for over 40 skin». American marketing really is the best. They should sell a «morning cream» though. You would buy it and for 50% more they would give you the afternoon cream. And oh, they should sell a pussy contour cream too. So this hysterical woman on the street would stop screaming: «They have eye contour cream, why don't they sell pussy contour cream?»