IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: THAT WOULD BE GREAT TELEVISION

MARCH 24 2005

Everybody at the office is talking about the police finding some porn stuff on Michael Jackson's three computers. They said there was many teenage girls images. And oh, American Idol complained against the gay porn version of the show. It was called (laugh) American Porn Idol. They should do a xxx version of Desperate Housewifes though. A camera would follow a group of 50 + housewifes on the street as they try to seduce some 19 year old guy in less than 15 minutes. Then the kid would fuck her on screen before telling her he was paid to do so. The housewife would be shocked and depressed but then she would win a complete makeover as a consolation prize. That would be really great american television.