IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST

JAN 18 2005

Some kid brought me Trashing magazine. They say that if you want to be a skateboard artist «you can wear a woman's wig» because (laugh) it worked for Andy Warhol, right?» Watched TV at home. And there was this old lady talking about sex. And she would say things like:« You know just touching someone can raise the level of serotonin in his brain. It does the same effect as Prozac». But I don't understand it. If it's good for your health why do they call it sexual harassement? This cute kid at the office is so funny. He says we should call it sexual harrasment only based on the looks of the two persons involved. If the victim is better looking than the agressor, it's sexual agression. If she's not he 's doing her a favor. He's right. And oh, everyone says vaginal face lift is the new hot trend now. I guess actresss will show their pussy on the red carpet at the next Academy Awards. I mean what's the point of paying that much money for a new bodypart if you can't flaunt it in public. I'm just waiting to see who will be the first to do some Before & After vagina paintings. It would sell well on 57th street.