Thursday, September 27, 2007

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST

DEC 18 2005

China just crowned its first Miss Artificial Beauty. Beauty contests are the best. And the names are always great.. «Miss Vietnam», «Miss Vietnam Orange County», «Miss Universe», «Miss Universe Tennesse». Went to the office and worked on my Paris Hilton's chihuahua portrait. She said that if you have a beautiful face you don't need big boobs. What does that mean? I guess it's like all those straight guys who can be bald short and fat if if they're rich or well hung and over 22 if they're gay. The Golden Globes were great because you could se all the drunk and bored celebrities looking at the ceiling. But Nicole Kidman walking on stage is always the best moment of any award show. That «don't even think about it» look when in front of other women. That's the best look. And oh, so many people have their own sex tape now. That's great. That's my new line now: In the future everybody will be «sex taped» famous for fifteen minutes.

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