IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST

DEC 17 2005

My «Mustard Race Riot» just sold for 17 millions yesterday. That italian artist Piero Manzoni sold a can of his excrements for some $28 000 in the 80's , so I guess it's all right. And oh, there are so many bleeping on TV now, I guess it just makes people think about four letters words even more. It's like all those red dots or stars covering body parts in porn magazines. Why don't they cover them with «Ad space for sale» dots? Makeover is really the «in» thing now. That's great because it gives women something to do. But I don't understand it. Why don't they just do like gay men? Just dim the light once you're over 25 and never fuck the same person twice. So your fantasy is always intact and you can brag to your friends the next day: «I had sex with a gorgeous 19 year old last night»