Saturday, November 24, 2007

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: TOM CRUISE


Nov 23 2007

Gee, Eric Clapton said yesterday in the paper he didn't have sex sober before he was in his 30's. I don't understand. What's the difference between sober and non sober sex? Does it mean better sex if you don't remember it the day after but do remember it a month later or better sex when you don't remember it the day AND the month after? And oh, they say a new book will definitely prove Tom Cruise is not gay. They say it will stop all the rumors about him. Do they really needed a book for that? I mean how many fairies talk about Scientology and fall for someone with a girl next door look instead of one looking like a bitchy vamp? I guess Perez Hilton will continue to draw cocks around his mouth anyway.

One kid told me he used to stop at McDonald's all the time but now he goes at Burger King because they have those huge sculptures of burger and fries on the wall. He said it's artsy à la Claes Oldenberg. I guess he just want to impress some girl with that.

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