IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: BRITNEY GOT A NEW MAN!

Nov 21 2007

Gee, Life & Style magazine says Britney got a new man. It's not going to last. He's a waiter and he doesn't look pussy whipped enough. She needs to continue to be a train wreck and that serial dating thing. She's too good for the economy now. And oh everybody is worrried about the art market. They say it will be the next thing to be affected after the subprime crisis. But I don't understand why they worry so much. I mean they just have to keep the competition between jewish men as strong as it is so the market won't crash if new Chinese and Indian investors stop buying. Watched that Australian Justin Timberlake interview on YOU TUBE. And when the guy asked him why does he use the Internet for Justin said jockingly: «porn». I guess all the celebrity magazines are fighting each other right now to see who's going to come up with the best future cover. They should really invent some good fake storyline. Like: «Jessica mad at Justin Internet porn habits». It would sell like hot cakes with teenage girls. Some french art critic came to the office. He said he really liked my «fast food art». What does it mean?