IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: KEEPING THE ECONOMY STRONG

APRIL 11 2005

Oh, the marriage of Charles and Camilla was so awful. What was that hat? The Princes are really cute but I don't know if I should do their portraits. Nobody cares about royalty in America. American men don't want to have sex with an over 30 year old Princess. They want to have sex with a 19 year old girl next door. That's the great american democracy. Oh and everybody is talking about the dumbing down of America now. But I don't understand it. If people are too smart there would be be no 300 pounds woman left to buy the $29.99 dress modeled after the $25 000 one J.LO wore at the Oscars. That would be bad for the economy. I like to read all those great titles: «Elvis Hiding in a Tennessee Trailer Park» or «World's fattest woman abducted by aliens».