IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: IDOL CONTEST

August 25 2005

Gee, Idol contest are great. They really do it the american way now. Like they have 10 contestants and a fat guy. So they never eliminate the fat guy first but then when there's only three or four contestants left they eliminate him so nobody can say he was out because he was fat. Everybody says 50 is the new 40 and 40 the new 30. What is the new 70? Are you supposed to be happy if you're 75 and someone told you you just look 68?