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“I love this guy Rob Ford because he sticks his fingers back in people’s faces and says, ‘What, you don’t do anything?’ When his brother said, ‘Who here in the council hasn’t done marijuana’ … crickets. Crickets,” said Maher.

“And, you know, CNN has him on every minute. Bulls***. Why? It’s not like Toronto has loose nukes. It’s just because he’s a fat guy who falls down a lot. We’re not learning anything here. He’s likeScarface. Remember [Tony Montana in] Scarface? ‘You need me. You need to look at me and say I’m the bad guy. Does it make you good? No.’”

-Bill Maher