OH! I'M SO JEALOUS!

« When you first start watching professional wrestling on TV you think you're seeing brute force without much thinking behind it. But then you watch for a while, or you go to a match and get up close, and you see all the effort the wrestlers put into getting an unusual name and outfit, all the physical work and what real gymnasts they are, and how hard they act «brute dumb» for the show they're in». 

-Andy Warhol
 America p.99