«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Among the weird disclosures and weirder moments in Page Six's long profile of Nick Gruber, the 22-year-old former soldier/gay porn star/cocaine addict — and, the only detail that anyone, to the extent that they care about Nick Gruber, seems to care about — former boyfriend of Calvin Klein. Gruber says that Klein was a jealous and controlling lover (he bought Gruber an ostentatious, $250,000 Bentley sports car for his 21st birthday, then repeatedly criticized Gruber for wanting such a tacky car, then took it back when they broke up). When Klein suspected his much-younger lover of cheating, allegedly this happened:

"[Calvin] picked me up in his car, drove me down to the Holiday Inn in Chelsea, and we went downstairs in the basement of the hotel," he says, furrowing his brow.

According to Gruber, another man was waiting there with a lie detector. He said he was an ex-detective, and presented a business card bearing the name "Dr. Love." Gruber, indignant that Klein was accusing him of cheating, says he agreed to be hooked up to the machine and interrogated for about two hours.

"He made me take a lie-detector test," Gruber says in disbelief. "I passed it. And then, you know, things were much better. But I mean, what kind of partner would make you take a lie detector test? I was like, 'Did you ever cheat on me, Calvin?' I never cheated on him."

However, things weren't all bad!

"I made Calvin go to McDonald's and have a Big Mac, and he asked if they had it medium rare," he says with a laugh.

"He took a bite, and he was like, 'Ugh, what's this?' I'll never forget that story: medium rare for a Big Mac at McDonald's," Gruber adds, shaking his head.

-Jezebel