«THERE SHOULD BE COURSE IN FIRST GRADE ON LOVE»

The other day when visiting the Ivy Pool with a couple of my mates, I noticed a strange trend. Well, in our minds anyway.
You see, we couldn't work out whether the men we were watching – many of whom had shaved legs, were sporting short, slightly see-through shorts and sunglasses so large they could have rivalled Nicole Richie's – were gay or straight. Sure, they were chatting up girls. But, really, what the heck has happened to the blokey Aussie bloke? "We don't want shaved legs," said one of my girlfriends, pointing out those who stood in droves in front of us."We like hair. Maybe not so much on the chest, but definitely in the leg region. We definitely like it in the other region too. Yes, men, we like your nether regions unshaved. Otherwise it's too feminine."

-Syney Morning Herald
Oct 20 2010