MEN ARE FUCKING DUMB, THAT'S WHY IT'S FUN TO HAVE SEX WITH THEM!

Jersey Guido: Lionized on MTV's "Jersey Shore", you can ID this species by their buff bodies as well as their ever-so perfectly groomed eyebrows and hair. Their main mission every summer is to try to get as many hot girls as they can, which makes them extremely dangerous. Guilty of being a Guido lover myself, I can tell you from experience they are all bad news. They will usually always put their crew of boys first and would rather dance to beats then buy a pretty girl a drink.

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