PHILOSOPHY FOR THE 21st CENTURY: HOLLYWOOD

Everybody's talking about how Jennifer Aniston's latest movie bombed. How can anybody be surprised? Memo to Jen: nobody cares if you're a good actress or not. People wants to see you wrestling naked in the mud against Angelina. That's the 21st century definition of acting. Moreover Karl Lagerfeld said recently that porn actors and actresses are acting much better than regular ones.