«THERE SHOULD BE COURSE IN FIRST GRADE ON LOVE»

As we would drink our wines and get lost in the blissful joys of conversation, across the darkened room - sexual predators were waiting. Okay, that's a bit dramatic but I would always keep a watchful eye on the wolf packs of straight men staring at us. These "man packs" were of two different kinds: some would look baffled as to how I was surrounded by a herd of hot chicks and their looks of stunned silence would amuse me. Others would already be joking about which of my friends they planned to "poach" as their target for the night. My observational super-powers meant I usually knew their targets before they walked over.The thing is, the GBF (gay best friend) is the secret weapon of every single woman. The GBF will make sure they get home safely if they're too drunk or try their damn best to stop them going home with a fugly guy they'll end up regretting the next day. Also, they're likely to be the only person to suggest ditching a new boyfriend or prospect when all that person's girlfriends say they like him (but are too scared to say he's a jerk).

-Stuff
March 15 2010