«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

Well, the New York Post decided to check out what all the fuss was about. They sent an undercover reporter to hook up with the ex-Marine and share all the details.Now, Markus isn't cheap. Ladies need to drop $200 for 40 minutes and $300 for one hour. And by the sounds of it, you really don't get your money's worth. Reporter Mandy Stadtmiller set the scene at the Shady Lady Ranch: "mostly dust, sunlight and sadness. That, and the occasional sign about the importance of using latex condoms." Hot. Not that Markus comes off as much of a player. Stadtmiller is only his second client, making her the seventh woman he will ever have been with. He didn't even lose his virginity until he was 23.He suggests a shower to get things started so that the two can "inspect each other to make sure there are no discrepancies." He later murmurs, “Everything looks great down there.”And though we wanted to laugh at Markus - like when he keeps insisting he's not a hooker but a "surrogate lover" or that he has "healed people" through sex - we can't help but feel sorry for him.

-Banana Guide