GEE GIRL, YOUR SKIN LOOKS GREAT!

Marty Beckerman admits to doing a few bizzar things during his career as a research journalist - including being sodamized with a dildo? Can't be too sure for him if that was a good experience or a bad one - but this time he went for the ultimate beauty treatment.Marty visits New York's Townhouse Spa for a "Sperm Facial."What? You thought it would stop with just bird poop? Spermine, a powerful anti-oxidant originally discovered in, yes, human sperm, is said to have many benefits which includes: hydrating and smoothing the skin, killing free radicals, treating sun damage, and diminishing wrinkles.Although the the antioxidant was originally discovered in human sperm, the substance is now being synthesized in laboratories and sold by a Norwegian company called Bioforskning.The facial doesn't come cheap, averaging $125-$250 per treatment, but I'm sure the budget conscious can get creative and find a way to make this treatment free of charge by doing it themselves at home.

-The Examiner