«IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE»

If you needed even more reason to love pizza, here it is. A Brooklyn pizza joint - South Brooklyn Pizza to be exact - features male go-go dancers once a week at a weekly “Fondle” party. The event started in February, but came to national attention after the New York Times wrote about it. The police are now promising to keep a close eye on the cummings and goings at the restaurant.“That [Times article] was the first I heard of [Fondle] night,” Captain Kenneth Corey of the 76th Precinct said. “We’re going to determine the legality of it. If they’re outside of it, then we’re going to take action.”South Brooklyn Pizza may be in violation of cabaret license regulations.“It doesn’t bother me,” said Omarr Stewart, who lives in the neighborhood. “I like to think of myself as a progressive.”“To each his own,” added Michael Rosario, who works at a neighboring restaurant.

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