“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE”

Two big shots in the adult-entertainment industry, Larry Flynt (of "Hustler" fame) and Joe Francis (creator of "Girls Gone Wild") want in on the government bailouts. They have petitioned Washington for a whopping $5 billion.“The government’s handing out money to the auto industry,” Francis said. “Why shouldn’t it hand some to an industry the nation could not live without?”
“People are too depressed to be sexually active,” added Flynt . “This is very unhealthy as a nation. Americans can do without cars and such, but they cannot do without sex.”Something tells us that Republicans and conservative Democrats will draw the line on this one ...

Source: bananaguide.com