“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE -ANDY WARHOL

If Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin decides to call it quits in the political arena (oh, do we dare to even dream?) she can always make the leap into porn. And she'd make some pretty good money doing it. Porn director Cezar Capone is willing to pay Palin $2 million to appear in an adult film. That could buy a lot of guns! And don't think Capone is leaving Mr. Palin out of the picture; Todd was offered $100,000 and an Arctic Cat snowmobile to star alongside his wife.Capone says that Palin is a "beautiful mother recognized by all of America as well as the rest of the world" and calls her "the most desirable woman over 40." Capone sent a letter to Palin's admin office on Nov. 6. He's still waiting for a reply.

Banana Guide
Nov 10 2008