“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE” -ANDY WARHOL

Madonna's and Alex Rodriguez’s top secret Hamptons hookup sounds straight out a James Bond spy thriller. According to the New York Post, each took off in separate private helicopters last week for a quick and cozy rendezvous. And guess where they spent four precious hours? At Jerry Seinfeld’s securely lavish 12-acre estate. Freshly divorced A-Rod, 33, flew by chopper to East Hampton, where he was picked up in a white Porsche 911 matching the description of Jessica Seinfeld’s car. About 40 minutes later, a helicopter that departed from Chelsea Piers carrying freshly separated Madonna, 50, landed at the same airstrip."A dark SUV and Jerry Seinfeld in another Porsche both pulled up and picked up Madonna and they headed back to Jerry's place," a witness told the Post