“IT'S CALLED GOSSIP AND OF COURSE IT'S AN OBSESSION OF MINE -ANDY WARHOL

Clay (Aiken) talks about coming out to his mama the day his younger brother was deployed to Iraq four years ago—"I figured, you know what, if you're having a bad day, you might as well have it all happen now!" When asked if he has a boyfriend, Clay, 29, claims: "I've got one man in my life right now, and he's crying and needs formula!" We hope he's referring to infant son Parker.

-Radar