IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: THE GAY BRAIN

June 24 2008

Oh, everybody is still talking about this new study at the office. It found gay men and heterosexual women had halves of a similar size, while the right side was bigger in lesbian women and straight men. Gee, did they really need a study to find that out? Only fairies and women care about stupid Hollywood gossip and only straight men can dress as badly as lesbians. Some kid told me they should really study their “fucking pattern” though. He said they would see the real difference that count. I guess he's right. I mean gay men are even more sex obsessed than straight men and have more partners than them and lesbians are even more drama obsessed than straight women and have even less sex than them...