IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: CHEATING

March 14 2008

Oh, why do they do that? All these women standing next to their husbands looking pityful after their guys cheated on them. And then the guy always say something like «I'm deeply sorry» or «we lacked communication». I mean that's so dumb. Did all these women never asked a gay man to tell them what men are REALLY all about? This is bad for feminism and it just make the couple look really bad. Women should do like gay man. Only get mad when your partner is cheating with someone older, uglier or fatter than you. Then they should hit their dumb husband on the head with some Prada shoe and drag them by a leash for his public confession. Chad White came to the office to have his portrait done. He's the hottest male model now. And he was so sweet. I guess now only really beautiful people understand that being sweet makes you even more beautiful. Walked down Madison. Weather was still awful and so cold. Next time someone talk to me about the danger of global warming I'll punch him in the face.