IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: DUMB IS GREAT

March 3 2008

Gee, read the paper this morning and they say stupidity is the new cool. I don't know. Is this why Gore Vidal once called me the only genius with a IQ of 60? Maybe is was a compliment back then but it's not one these days. Or maybe it's the other way around? I don't want to think too much about it, because it causes wrinkles. Dumb is great. There's a new male porn star now. He's really cute blond, and wears a wig while he gets fuck in the ass. He said he was inspired by that female xxx star who took Mariah Carey and made it Mary Carey so he decided to call himself...(laughs) Randy Whorehol. That's great.