IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: EX MALE STRIPPER ON AMERICAN IDOL

March 6 2008

Gee, there's a pizzeria offering lap dancing in New York City now. They should do the same with the ex male stripper on American Idol. He should give Paula and Simon a lap dance. That would be great for the ratings and then they could have some great verbal and physical product placement with that. I mean the kid would start dancing taking off his clothes and then he would drop some drink on her (ad space) dress having her screaming hysterically: You spilled your (ad space) on me !! You fucking spilled your (ad space) on my $30 000 (ad space) dress! Why do you spilled your (ad space) on my $30 000 (ad space) dress? Then the kid would say: Don't worry. Let me lick all that great (ad space) all over you! And then he would fuck her on stage with the logo of the company covering the intimate body parts. I mean that would be great american advertising. Went to the office. Worked on my «Sexiest Hollywood Baby Bump» serie.