IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: LINDSAY LOHAN

Feb 20 2008

Oh, everybody's talking about those naked Lindsay Lohan pictures à la Monroe . Her mom said they were tastefully done. Before celebrities who posed nude used to say things like: «Oh, I did it for art». But it was bad because you always had some woman all dressed in black with very white skin asking weird questions like: Do you wanted it to be a tribute to Les Demoiselles d'Avignon?" or «Were you influenced by Courbet?» And then nobody understood, the celebrities were embarassed and fat women & 12 year old girls didn't wanted to buy the magazine because of those questions. Now it's great because actresses who take off their clothes just have to smile and journalist only have to say: I think your pictures are Greeeeeat». Everybody is happy with the answer and nobody got damaged hair because of stress. That's a great american thing. I guess all Young Hollywood wants to be Marylin Monroe now Why don't they want to be me?