DID JESSICA ALBA ATE TWO OREO COOKIES LAST NIGHT?

«You may have clicked on Perez Hilton or Gawker out of casual curiosity but when you wake up three hours later your head filled with an addled jumble of unsubstantiated gossip and iddle judgment plus a dizzying volume of disconcertingly passionate opinions from the unwashed masses your worldview and priorities were irretrievably skewed like it or not"

-Hather Havrilesky on Salon.com