IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: LIVING NOW

Dec 23 2007

«Oh, tried to watch some gay porn at home but I didn't understand it. There was one fashion designer having sex and the voiceover was: «cock is the new black» Then they were having an orgy and the voiceover was: «three cocks in one hand are worth two up the ass». Is this the way I should talk now? I l mean I remember learning things like a picture is worth 1000 words so I don't know maybe it's just knowledge changing over time. They say my work is selling really well in Dubai now. That's great. Maybe I should paint more royal family members. Went shopping for Christmas. The say the 90's are back but I haven't figured out what they were really all about. Saw many people from the 70's on the street. They are all so old now. You really see everything in daylight. Before baby boomers were saying «never trust anyone over 30». Now that they've become papy boomers they just want to fuck anyone under 30 before dying. Gee that would be a great line for the early 21st century: «Never fuck anyone over 30».