IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: HULK HOGAN

27 nov 2007

Gee, everyone is talking about Hulk Hogan's wife filing for divorce. The paper says she's obsessed about getting new houses all the time. I like all those stories of divorce about the rich & famous. But I don't understand it. So I was very happy when that Dallas billionaire explained it to me the other day. He said basically everybody pretend to get married for love but it's always all fake. Women marry men because they got money & power and men marry women because they got a 22 year body and a tight pussy. But over time the problems are sure to happen because he gets MORE AND MORE of what she married him for and she gets LESS & LESS of what he married her for. So you always have those stories where they say the guy cheated on his wife while she's the one who actually broke the rule of the contract by getting older. He's right.