IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: XXX MAGAZINES FOR 70 +

MARCH 5 2005

Watched the Carmen Electra DVD strip for fitness. It depressed me. Why do we have to grow old? The kids tell me I should lauch a new xxx magazine called 70 + . It used to be only 40 + on the newstand but now they got 50+ and 60+ so I guess there're right. I could ask Sophia Loren, Joan Rivers and Joan Collins to pose for it. Walked into some store and some old lady told me: Do you want to take a look at our new culturally relevant clothing? Gee, what is that? I guess that's the new american thing.