BODYBUILDING POSE FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

TRUMAN CAPOTE ON ANDY WARHOL

« He seemed one of those hopeless people that you just know nothing's ever going to happen to...Just a hopeless born loser the loneliest most friendless person I've ever seen in my life»

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A FRENCH FASHION DESIGNER WILL LAUNCH A NEW PERFUME FOR MEN CALLED «PUSSY JUICE»

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: HIP HOP

June 17 2006

Some guy from a Hip Hop magazine came to the office. He's doing an article about Carlos and Ricardo our new kids. It's going to be called « Factory's New Flava ». Elton John said he's thinking about doing an HIP HOP album in the future. I guess I should start wearing moe Bling Bling and doing some painting with KRS-One like I did with Jean Michel and Francesco in the eighties.

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY: SUCCESS

« All success really is, any kind of success no matter what field you're in, that you never comes in contact with assholes. That's beyond wealth and reviews».

-John Waters

THE CELEBRITY OBSESSED CULTURE

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: COSMETICS COUNTER

May 8 2006

Cosmetics counters at department stores are the best. They always have those video showing a woman all dressed in white on a black horse or some fairy pretending to be excited while caressing a woman's neck. They should show some porn though. People would gather to watch a 30 seconds ad of a guy coming on a cute girl's face and then the caption would read: «This cum shot brought to you by (ad space for sale). The makeup that stays on! It would sell like hot cakes in L.A.
Went to the office. Worked on my «Reggae singing hassidic jew» portrait.

WAKEBOARDING TRICK FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

FAME IN THE 21ST CENTURY:THE PEREZ HILTON LESSON

«Another way to fame is by blogging about famous people. Everyone has a blog these days it seems-TMZ, Perez Hilton, Gawker, Huffington Post, The Fug Girls. But the way to go from blog obscurity to blog-around town is to blog often and have a distinctive point of view. Perez Hilton learned this trick and now he has fame and reality show on VH1».

-Forbes magazine
29/10/2007

DIVING FOR 15 MINUTES OF OLYMPIC FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A COSMETIC COMPANY WILL LAUNCH «CROTCH AREA REJUVENATING CREAM FOR 60 PLUS WOMEN»

SEX ADVICE FOR AGEING BABY BOOMERS

«I believe in low lights and trick mirrors. A person is entitled to the lighting they need. Plus, if you learn about sex when you're forty as suggested earlier you'd better believe in low lights and trick mirrors».


-The philosophy of Andy Warhol.

THE HOLLYWOOD FASCINATION

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: KEVIN FEDERLINE

March 16 2006

Oh, Justin Timberlake said that Kevin Federline is a bad choice for Britney. And everybody says Federline always dress like some kind of white trash guy. I should really do a serie about this: «Hollywood bad boys». I don't know. Maybe the sex is great. I mean just think of the guys Pamela Anderson and Kate Moss are with. I guess women just think like gay men. It's a total turnoff if the guy carefully fold his pants before he fuck you. It's so difficult now with the college guys to know if they're gay or straight but some kid explained it to me yesterday: baseball cap is gay. Baseball cap with hoodie is straight. That's great.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:WOMAN MAG: OPHRA'S AMAZING TOM CRUISE INSPIRED DIET: JUMPING ON HER YELLOW COUCH TO LOSE WEIGHT!

CROTCH SHOT FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

MEDIA CIRCUS

«Andy Warhol claimed everyone would be famous for 15 minutes. Warhol was well aware of the media circus of the 1960's, but he may not have known that 40 years later, people would become famous for being a reality show villain, blogging about celebrities or stepping out of an SUV sans undergarments».

-Forbes magazine
29/10/2007

B-BOYS BATTLE FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL WRITE«IS SWALLOWING YOUR MAN'S CUM MAKES YOU FAT? A QUIZZ FOR YOU!

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

Photo: www.allamericanguys.com

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: OPHRA

Gee, there are so many home decorators and fashion experts on Ophra now. I don't know. She's over 50 so I guess she's turning into a kind of fag hag. Oh, I don't know what to do now. What can I do for art? This jewish art dealer uptown wants me to do a new serie called (laugh) «Ten jews of the 21 first century» like Jon Stewart from The Tonight Show and Noam Chomsky. Who is Noam Chomsky? Gee, technology is moving so fast. I will have to update my 15 minutes line. Maybe I should say something like: "In the future everybody will be famous for 15 seconds while they're alive and famous for 15 minutes on «Yahoo In the News» once they're dead. Or something like«In the future every dead person will be forgotten after 15 minutes». I don't know. Went to the office. Worked on my «Blue plastic surgery disasters» serie.

FROM ANDY WARHOL TO ANIMAMIX

«Art critic and Shin Chien University professor Victoria Lu first coined the term animamix for a 2004 exhibit that she curated called Fiction Love: Ultra New Visions in Contemporary Art at Tapei's Museum of Contemporary Art...Lu says animamix art has four discernable characteristics: the worship of youth culture, images and objects that are rich in meaning, a new perspective on light influenced by computer technology and blurred distinction between highbrow and lowbrow art into non hierarchical art form...Like Warhol animamix artists take iconic images from popular culture, repackage them and sell them to the highest bidder. Takashi Murakami and Yoshimoto Nara are two exemples».

-Tapei Times
Oct 27 2007

«I NEVER MET AN ANIMAL I DIDN'T LIKE» -ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: AGE

March 15 2006

Gee, I feel so old now. At least I'm always surrounded by bunch of new kids all the time so that's great. But I don't understand all that anti-aging thing. I mean why should you be afraid to be 50 and buying lots of stuff trying to look 40 when you know that when you will be 60 you will be happy to look 50? Why not be happy to look 50 now? Oh, it's just too complicated. I don't know. I guess that's why they say not to think is good to prevent wrinkles. Went to the office. Worked on my CAMOUFLAGED PAPARAZZI serie.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A COSMETIC COMPANY WILL LAUNCH: QUADS SCULPTING GEL FOR STRAIGHT MEN» AND «THIGH SCULPTING GEL FOR GAY MEN»

THE NEW NORMAL

«So many people have such great bodies today that the sort of lumpy, sit-around -the house flab that used to be «normal» now looks really bad. You can't go anyplace in America without seeing boys and girls and men and women who look like they've been professional athletes their entire lives»

-Andy Warhol
America.

ANDY WARHOL WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT: REI AYAMANI: BMX TRICK

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE A PORN STAR WILL SING À LA MONROE:«HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR PRESIDENT» TO THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST:THE NEW GLAMOUR

FEb 28 2006

Went to the office. Worked on my new Young & Pregnant Hollywood stars serie. Everybody is talking about cloning now. They say it would be bad. But I don't understand it. I mean it would just be like all those girls telling you about the weather on TV. Same age, same nose, same teeth same voice. Over and over and over again. One kid just told me I should do some xxx DVD of Factory kids. He said Playboy did the Woman of Enron, the Women of Starbucks, The Women of Fear Factor and the Women of Wal Mart. Porn is really the new glamour now. I guess one day they 'll do one DVD called something like the Women of Fox News Business channel.

ANDY WARHOL ON WRESTLING:«IT'S EXCITEMENT, IT'S SHOW BUSINESS, IT'S CHIC»

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A JEWISH MAGAZINE WILL WRITE: IS CHINA & INDIA RISING GOOD FOR THE JEWS?

MONEY

«The best way I like to carry money , actually is messily. Crumpled wads. A paper bag is good.»

-The philosophy of Andy Warhol

EXTENDING HER 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST:MARIAH CAREY

FEB 10 2006

They say Mariah Carey had fake abs drawed on during one of her performance. I think that's great. I mean in the future people won't be exercising anymore. They will just take a pill and it will double their biceps or shrink that fat around the tighs. She should just say: I just want to have a « futuristic look".

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: WOMAN MAG:HOW TO GIVE YOUR MAN HIS BEST BLOW JOB EVER WITHOUT MESSING UP YOUR LIP GLOSS!

WARDROBE MALFUNCTION FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: BOTOX

Jan 3 2006

Walked down Madison Avenue and it was fun because some plastic surgery clinic was advertising «Get Botox: It's about freedom of expression!» Maybe in the future they will tell people they should get botox under their feet, and behind their knees because it's about «American freedom of movement». That would be great.

WARHOLIAN MAGAZINE TITLE OF THE MONTH: MEN'S HEALTH OCT 2007:«THE PORN SUPREMACY: X -RATE YOUR SEX LIFE

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: DA VINCI CODE

DEc 14 2005

Oh, The Da Vinci code was a hit during his first weekend. They said «God blessed the movie» with 77 millions. I don't know. I want to see the porn version though. It's called The Da Vinci Load.

SINGING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: FEMALE VIAGRA

Nov 30 2005

Gee everybody's talking about this new drug. They say it's the female Viagra. I don't understand it. Does that mean that all the 20 year old models will be able to get turned on by their 70 year old fat short husband even if he lose some millions on the stock exchange?

ANDY WARHOL WOULD HAVE LIKED THAT: ROBOT BREAKDANCING

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A GAY MAG WILL WRITE:«IS STILL YOUNG ENOUGH TO GET BJ AND OLD ENOUGH TO GIVE BJ ONLY THE NEW TOP/BOTTOM?»

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: UNDERWEAR

Nov 16 2005

Everybody's talking Tom Cruise doing some dancing to promote MI 3. Maybe he just should have danced in his underwear like he did in 1983. And oh, this kid at the office said Ophra is fat again and that she should start exercising jumping on her yellow couch.

THE BEAUTY OBSESSION

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: PARIS HILTON & THE CHURCH

Oct 31 2005

Paris Hilton said she's catholic. «But they would never run photos of me in the church». And Oh Rosie O'Donnell will be a host for The View. They said she's not allowed to cut her hair. I guess they don't want to scare housewifes in Middle America with some kind of angry dyke look.

FIFTEEN MINUTES OF FAME EXPIRED

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE STARS AND PAPARAZZI WILL PERFORM FAKE FIGHTS À LA JERRY SPRINGER TO INCREASE HOLLYWOOD'S PROFITS

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IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

Oct 22 2005

Gee, The Empire Sate Building turn 75 today. Somebody asked me if I was around when it was built. I said no. Some kid brought me some straight porn to watch. But I don't understand it. Now all the young guys have two or three girls on their knees in front of them while billionaire can only have one model at a time because the two others leggy 22 year old girls would be too jalous. But what's the fun to be billionare then?

MOTOCROSS STUNT FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE PEOPLE WILL DRIVE NAKED ON THEIR «ANTI-FATIGUE MOISTURIZING CAR SEATS»

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: 50 MOST BEAUTIFUL PEOPLE

Oct 20 2005

Oh, People magazine 50 most beautiful people issue is just out. Why I'm never on that list? Angelina Jolie is on the cover. Watch some TV. They say now vaginal cosmetic surgery is really on the rise. Women brings porn magazines and say "I want to look like this» or things like «He's small, thighen me up». That's great.

SKATEBOARDING TRICK FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IF HE WAS THERE TODAY..

«I wonder if he could have imagined becoming the most prominent artist of the last half century» said Joel Wachs president of the Andy Warhol Fondation for the Visual Arts in New York City. I wish he could have been here to see how his influence has permeated every aspect of our culture». Thomas Sokolowski director of the Andy Warhol Museum believes the pop artist would warm to modern technology: «He would have loved the Internet and he would have loved cell phones to be in constant contact with anyone» Sokolowski said. «And he would have found reality TV really interesting. He started it in a sense with his 15 minutes of fame notion as well as his notion that anyone could be a superstar».

-Pittsburgh Post Gazette
Oct 20 2007

ANDY WARHOL ON WRESTLING:«IT'S EXCITEMENT, IT'S SHOW BUSINESS, IT'S CHIC»

PHILOSOPHY BOOK FOR THE 21ST CENTURY: THE NAME GAME

Before porn actresses often had names inspired by then distant countries or names inspired by mythology: China, Venus, Malaysia, etc. Then we had the Hollywood and TV inspired porn stars names: Lisa Lin, Arnold Schwarzenpecker, Mary Carey.
But now since we're living in the age of hyper consumption porn names have been influenced once again: And you can now watch «Mercedes», «Horny Chanel» or »Chloé Dior» having sex with three men at the same time..

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: BABY NEWS IN THE 21st CENTURY

Oct 12 2005

Oh, there was this lady on TV yesterday talking about in and out. And she said than applauding when someone says she just had a baby is out. But if she just had a baby and she say she's going to sell the pictures for 3 millions then that's «In» and you should applaud. That 's great.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:WOMAN MAG: «IS GIVING HEAD AS DAILY FACIAL EXERCISE GOOD AT PREVENTING WRINKLES? A QUIZZ FOR YOU!»

«ATHLETES ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW MEDIA STARS»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: WHAT A GREAT TALK SHOW QUESTION

Oct 5 2005

Stayed home and watch TV. And some lady was asking a group of women: «If a guy told you he never met someone so enthousiastic after you gave him a blow job should you take it as a compliment?» Most of the ugly ones said no. All the beautiful ones all said yes.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:WOMAN MAG: HAVE SEX WITH 100 OBESE MEN IN A ROW AND LOSE INCHES AROUND THE WAIST!

WAKEBOARDING TRICK FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IS SHE FAMOUS?

«So the writers and photographers who work for these celebrity media have the worst time. They have to be able to recognize all these different new stars when they see them in real life-and they have to know what the star is up to the last time anyone knew. So when you see the photographers and the reporters at nightclubs and restaurants and movie premieres, you can read their minds; Was that someone I should know? Who's that? Why are you taking their pictures?»


-Andy Warhol
America

«GEE, THAT'S GREAT!»

Spoonbridge by Claes Oldenberg

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: JESSICA ALBA

Oct 2 2005

Gee, they say that american men choose Jessica Alba as their favorite woman «for long term relationship. » I guess there's not that much difference between short term & long term relationship nowadays. Worked till 8:00. My new Kyle Minogue portrait will be great. It has some fairies with wings next to her. And oh I guess Lou Red doesn't like the Factory Girl movie. He called the actors a bunch of whores. If that's not mean...

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL WRITE: HOW TO MINIMIZE YOUR EXPRESSION LINES WHEN FAKING ORGASM LIKE AN HOLLYWOOD STAR!

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

Photo: www.allposters.com

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: DAVID LACHAPELLE

SEPT 24 2005

Gee, David Lachapelle really made it now. He was just a kid when I met him in the 70's and now he got his new book out in march. It's called « Artists & Prostitutes». That's a great title.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THe FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL WRITE:10 REASONS WHY YOUR 10 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER SHOULD GET BOTOX NOW!

SUPERBIKE SHOW STUNT FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: HAPPY

Sept 19 2005

Before all the cute young actresses used to say of their married life: «We're happy». Then they started saying «we're so happy». But now I don't know. I guess it's not enough anymore because they all say things like »We're so incredibly happy» and «we're so incredibly in love». Maybe it's just like all those informercials where the girl who used to cut tomatoes and preparing a salad looking concentrated now cut the tomatoes looking like she's saying «cheeeeeese» for 1 minutes non stop.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL WRITE:HOW TO MAKE YOUR BOOBS LOOK FIRMER WHEN BOUNCING UP & DOWN HIS DICK! TEN TIPS FOR YOU

THE HOLLYWOOD FASCINATION

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: CELEBRITY MAGAZINES

Sept 11 2005

Was invited to Elton John's mariage to David Furnish but decided not to go. And now they say that Tony Blair and Bill Clinton had been invited too but didn't show up. Read some interview with Sienna Miller who will play Eddie in the movie Factory Girl. She says she doesn't know what is interesting about the fact that Cameron Diaz buys a pint of milk or Brad Pitt pick up his dog shit. But I think it's great. One week you can sell a magazine about Cameron buying some 1% partially skimmed milk, then another article of her buying some 2% partially skimmed milk the week after. I mean isn't just like sex? People watch a girl spreading her legs, then a girl spreading her legs a little more then a girl spreading her legs under a red skirt.

ANDY WARHOL ON WRESTLING:«IT'S EXCITEMENT, IT'S SHOW BUSINESS, IT'S CHIC»

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: ICON

Sept 11 2005

Shirley Mcclaine said it doesn't mean anything to her that people call her an icon. She says that's how people are calling Paris Hilton too. They say one of the most popular thing for Christmas this year is a stripper pole. A kid gave me some xxx DVD to watch but I don't understand it. The girl says things like: Hi, my name is Daisy I'm 18 and if you want to fuck me before I turn 19 call me at this number now». Is it European marketing?

THE ART OF STUDIED PASSIVITY

«In the later 1960's Warhol turned more and more to the making of films where his principle of monotonous repetition becomes hypnotic in its effect and to the promotion of the rock band The Velvet Underground. At the same time he increasingly made himself and his entourage the subject of his art. Equipped with his famous silver sprayed wig and an attitude of studied passivity Warhol achieved cult status in New York».

-H.H. Arnason
History of Modern Art

ENJOYING 15 MINUTES OF FAME

JUSTIN.TV AS WARHOLIAN DREAM

«Andy Warhol were he still with us would enthusiastically embrace lifecasting not because it enables everyone to become world-famous for 15 minutes but because the medium is perfectly suited to Mr Warhol's taste.

«I like boring things» he once wrote and his experimental films deliberately tested his audience appetite or tedium. His 1963 «Sleep» was a black-and-white silent film that had a single actor, single scene and single point: the poet John Giorno sleeping-for 5 hours and 25 minutes. When it was shown for the first time in Los Angeles an audience that was 500 strong began shrinking even before the 45 minutes close-up of Mr Giorno's abdomen was complete. Still 50 people lasted for the full 321 minutes. Those masochistic souls would love Justin.tv»

-Randall Stross
New York Times
Oct 13 2007

MODELING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

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IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: MADONNA

Sept 9 2005

Oh, Madonna is really back now. She sold some 350 000 copies of her «Confessions» on the first week. And she's number one all over the world. She said to Billboard that she's a businesswoman. That's great. But she really should talk less about that «Esther» thing. I mean look at Tom Cruise and his Scientology thing. I guess she will be stuck to do dance music for the rest of her career the way I'm stuck doing Cambell Soup Cans.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A COSMETIC COMPANY WILL LAUNCH «BICEPS SCULPTING GEL FOR GAY MEN»

CAR STUNT FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: PERFUME NAMES

Sept 7 2005

Gee, somebody stole one of my piece in a museum. They stole a Jackson Pollock too. Perfume names are so great now. Escape, Hope, Passion. It's like a Paul Morrisey movie in the 70's when we made Trash and Heat and Flesh. And oh, the swinging sixties are really back in fashion now. So I guess, I'm still in.

BREAKDANCING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE PAPARAZZI WILL USE ANESTHETIZING GAS ON STARS TO GET CLOSER PICTURES OF THEIR PHYSICAL FLAWS

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: AMERICAN MARKETING

Sept 3 2005

American marketing is so great. Before you had to be sexy, then you had to have Jennifer's hair, or Angelina's arms. Now it's all about getting a «Celebody.»

«GEE, THAT'S GREAT!»

Max Ernst: Eyes of silence

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: WOMAN MAGAZINE: WORRIED ABOUT YOUR SON IN IRAQ? FORGET ABOUT HIM AND MINIMIZE YOUR FOREHEAD WRINKLES!

CRUISE-HOLMES VS KUTCHNER-MOORE

Sept 1 2005

Kids at the office says than everybody 15 years older than you is old. I guess that's why people find the Katie Holmes -Tom Cruise relationship so strange. Demi Moore and Aston Kutcher is not strange though. Went to the office. Worked on my «Red Flooded New Orleans» painting.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION: IN THE FUTURE HOLLYWOOD STARS WILL COMPARE THE VALUE OF THEIR DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PUSSY ON THE RED CARPET

STRIKING THE POSE FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: BRALESS

August 28 2005

Gee, Lauren Hutton annonced she's going to pose nude at 61. And oh, Forbes magazine has that top earning dead celebrities list. They should have the best looking dead old Hollywood ladies list. it would sell like hot cakes. Some kid brought me pics of my face with other's people naked bodies he found on the internet. You can choose different colors of wigs too. That's great. Read some gossip on the net. And one title was «Britney Spears go braless to Malibu animal hospital.» Gee, that's a great title.

«I NEVER MET AN ANIMAL I DIDN'T LIKE» -ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: CATHERINE DENEUVE VS PARIS HILTON

August 28 2005

Gee, I guess everybody is blasting Paris Hilton now. Catherine Deneuve, Shirley Temple, Shirley Mclaine. They say everybody is talking about her all the time while there are so many actresses who are more talented. But I don't understand it. Isn't she like Angelyne but some 30 years younger? Maybe she should get a pink Corvette too. I don't know.
Homeless people in NY are so good now. Now they all have great signs saying things like: "$1 to verbally abuse me», «$2 for good karma»» or «$1 and I flash my tits». They should really have an homeless version of The Apprentice.

MOTOCROSS STUNT FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE FAST FOOD JOINTS WILL HAVE VIP POLE DANCING SECTIONS WITH BUFFET.

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: THAT'S SO DUMB

August 27 2005

Everybody says people are not reading anymore and people in the book industry don't know what to do. That's so dumb. I mean now they have DVD when you can go directly to the cum shot or blow jobs scenes. Why don't they do the same with books? You could have some kind of index telling you which pages are the blow jobs description or the cum shots scenes. Isn't why people are reading anyway? And oh Demi Moore and Ashton Kutchner got married yesterday.

QBOY: DOING HIP HOP FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: IDOL CONTEST

August 25 2005

Gee, Idol contest are great. They really do it the american way now. Like they have 10 contestants and a fat guy. So they never eliminate the fat guy first but then when there's only three or four contestants left they eliminate him so nobody can say he was out because he was fat. Everybody says 50 is the new 40 and 40 the new 30. What is the new 70? Are you supposed to be happy if you're 75 and someone told you you just look 68?

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:WOMAN MAG: BE A SEX GODDESS! WRESTLE MEN NAKED LIKE ATHENA, MOAN LIKE APHRODITE AND SCREAM LIKE VENUS WHEN COMING!

«MUSCLES ARE GREAT;EVERYBODY SHOULD HAVE AT LEAST ONE THAT THEY CAN SHOW OFF»-ANDY WARHOL

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: THE IRAQ WAR

August 23 005

A kid at the office typed in my name on Google News to check how my paintings were selling but all he got was «an homeless man drowned near the Andy Warhol bridge». And oh Pat Robertson the Christian Coalition leader says the US should sent some people to «do the job» and kill Venezualian president Hugo Chavez. I hope I can do his portrait before. I could sell it to some rich born again christian in Texas. And oh, Georges Bush said tonight that the country must stay in Iraq for the safety of our children and grand children. That's a great line because if it's getting worse he will be able to say that we need to stay there «for the safety of our children, our grand children and our grand grand children».

MODELING FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

THAT WOULD BE A GREAT TV SHOW

Meredith Viera joking «So how are you crazy bitches» when revisiting The View was great. They should really use that title for a new TV show. I mean you just put «Absolutely Fabulous» and «Desperate Housewifes» together and you call it «Crazy Bitches» with lots of fights à la Jerry Springer. That would great american television.

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: JUDE LAW

August 15 2005

Received the picture of Jude Law naked on my cell phone. It's all over the Internet now. Everybody says it's not big. Went to the office. Worked on my Kabbalah juice painting till 8:00.

SKATEBOARDING TRICK FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A JEWISH MAGAZINE REVIEW OF NAOMI KLEIN'S BOOK WILL ASK: « IS DISASTER CAPITALISM GOOD FOR THE JEWS?»

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: KEITH HARING POP SHOP

August 14 2005

So sad Keith Haring's Pop Shop is closing at the end of the month. I guess his work is now more about some Iranian woman on 67th street buying his painting for half a million...

«ATHLETES ARE GOING TO BE THE NEW MEDIA STARS»-ANDY WARHOL

WARHOLIAN XXX MOVIE TITLE OF THE DAY: «JURANAL PARK:BEWARE THE PENISAURUS!»

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: WHITE SOCKS

July 30 2005

Gee, I don't understand why women always complain about their boyfriends keeping their white socks on while fucking them. They should be smarter than that. It's not because they're uneducated or lack a sense of fashion. It's because they secretly watch too much gay porn...

STRIKE THE POSE FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: STARBUCKS

August 10 2005

In the news a guy said his goal was to visit every Starbucks on the planet. I guess that's the kind of thing people have to do to be famous now. On the street two guys gave me some information about Jews for Jesus. I don't understand it. I prefer Jesus for Jews. It sells better in New York.

POST WARHOL PREDICTION:IN THE FUTURE A WOMAN MAGAZINE WILL WRITE: «HOW TO CHOOSE THE BEST CUM SHOT PROOF MAKEUP: TEN TIPS FOR YOU!»

TOUCHDOWN FOR 15 MINUTES OF FAME

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: RUFUS WAINWRIGHT

August 3 2005

Gee, I'm the second best selling artist now right behind Picasso. Monet used to be second. I guess the only way I can beat Picasso is if I'm passing out soon. Went to the office. Worked on the Rufus Wainwright portrait. He reminds me of Gerard in the sixties. He's like a dandy.

THE HOLLYWOOD FASCINATION

WARHOLIAN QUOTE OF THE DAY: JOHN WATERS ON BRITNEY SPEARS

«I saw her opening act for MTV Video Music Awards. I thought it was the opening act for the adult video awards they have in Las Vegas. She didn't look fat. I think every heterosexual male would fuck her. I think it's insane to call her fat. Did she look talentless? Yes».

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP

July 12 2005

Gee, everybody is faking some kind of romantic relationship to boost their career now. But the best thing is to be a fairy going out with some old woman. Better than gay for pay.

WARHOL AS WRESTLING FAN

IMAGINARY DIARIES OF A POP ARTIST: BEING AN ARTIST IN THE 21ST CENTURY

July 12 2005

Watch TV at home. And there was some guy saying that you can't call yourself a plastic surgeon artist. I don't understand. I mean if you can be a make up artist or read about how to be «a fellatio artist» in some women's mag....

THE BEAUTY OBSESSION